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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6930 on: December 17, 2016, 02:28:26 pm »
An army marxes on its stomach. Hrm, wait, did I mispronounce that?  ;)
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6931 on: December 17, 2016, 02:51:12 pm »

Is 14-legged killer squid found TWO MILES beneath Antarctica being weaponised by Putin?
http://www.express.co.uk/news/weird/735175/vladimir-putin-killer-octopus-organism-46-b-russian-army-secret-weapon-russia


Now Putin Has Weaponized Giant Killer Squids
http://russia-insider.com/en/putin-has-weaponized-mutant-killer-squids-according-squid-experts/ri17901

"Like the sinister James Bond villain that he is and always will be, Russian President Vladimir Putin is always on the lookout for random objects and abstract concepts to "weaponize"."
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6932 on: December 17, 2016, 04:07:29 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6933 on: December 17, 2016, 04:19:45 pm »
I think it's a shameless rip-off from Red Alert 2
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6934 on: December 17, 2016, 04:48:11 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 17, 2016, 04:07:29 pm
Now they're just shitposting 2012 copypastas
The ad below: "Vatican agents steal Satan's pitchfork."

Hahaha. Too bad the agents didn't have to go to much difficulty. Only a short distance to sneak into the Pope's chambers, after all.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6935 on: December 17, 2016, 05:29:21 pm »
Everything here is covered in a 1/2 inch sheet of ice. Which mostly just sucks, but I just saw my extremely annoying heroin addict neighbors all walk down their front step. The three of them slipped all in a line, falling on their behinds in exactly the same way, all throwing their arms up and turning to the side in exactly the same way, and landing in a heap. They were all fine, and in fact saw the humor in it themselves (I wouldn't be posting it here if they hadn't,) but it looked like something out of a cartoon.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6936 on: December 17, 2016, 05:38:42 pm »
There's some actual snow here, for once, and my dog loves it. The way she plays in it is hilarious and adorable.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6937 on: December 18, 2016, 06:24:34 pm »
The entire video is hilarious, but my favorite part is here:

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6938 on: December 19, 2016, 12:28:28 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6939 on: December 20, 2016, 06:02:33 pm »
So I'm idly considering doing some mod work for tome, and currently brainstorming. Trying to keep things fairly equitiable regarding the in-universe power sources and whatnot. Hit something of a roadblock for one of them compounded by my brain deciding to rebel a bit on me, which turned into... this:
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Steam Powered Imp Launcher: Activate to fire a random imp at an enemy within range 4+1/lvl, dealing steampower*1/1/2/2/3 mixed fireburn/infectious blight damage and summoning the imp for 2/lvl turns. Inflicts a duration 1.5/lvl confusion and vimsense on the target and duration 1/lvl unclear thoughts on the imp.

It's intended to be attached to a stick. I'm woozy enough it got a laugh. unclear thoughts means it can't differentiate between friend or foe until the effect wears off
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6940 on: December 20, 2016, 06:20:52 pm »
My brother just came back from Virginia Military Institute.

Once we actually arrived at our house, he noted that sometimes the school is called "The Institute", and I was immediately reminded of Fallout 4.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6941 on: December 21, 2016, 05:30:21 pm »
« Last Edit: December 21, 2016, 05:33:24 pm by TempAcc »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6942 on: December 21, 2016, 08:54:30 pm »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6943 on: December 21, 2016, 09:42:14 pm »
Have you ever wanted to learn to disco? No! Well, don't worry this Finnish guy has all the best moves just for you!
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 7037 laghs and counting
« Reply #6944 on: December 22, 2016, 10:19:56 pm »
I found the hipster's creed.
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