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[Shadowlord]

Ashley in Mass Effect ruined poetry for me forever. :V

[TD1]

How? I haven't played the game, and feel safe in asking because I doubt anything could shake my love for poetry. It's one of the few beautiful things in this world. (To me.)

[Flying Dice]

Probably because Shadow can't write poetry any more unless it's about dat xenophobic ass.

TheViper map hacks confirmed.

Ahaha, I figured it'd be that. Woo woo woo!

[Shadowlord]

She recites poetry frequently, and sometimes horrifyingly, like quoting part of "Oh Captain, My Captain" (written about the assassination of Abraham Lincoln) to you - at you - in the first game. I literally went "Oh god, what are you saying! Don't say that! You're going to get me killed!"

Spoiler: mass effect series plot spoiler (click to show/hide)

She got me killed. Well, her and joker. Mostly joker. She just slowed me down.

[TD1]

But that's a great poem! listening is worth the Death

[Emma]

I'm currently in a very small hotel in Hiroshima.

[Tawa]

I was reading about Viking-age swords. For the Norsemen, one type of sword that was highly prized, even above other (already very expensive) swords, was a sword with an "Ulfberht" or "Ingelrii" inscription. These were two marks that seem to have denoted either a family or a coalition of very skilled swordsmiths.

What's funny is that apparently, there were knockoff Ulfberht and Ingelrii swords. Some of the counterfeits can be discerned based on the quality, make, or iron source of the swords, but others have more obvious mistakes; some have the inscription misspelled, and one sword has "Ulfberht" on one side and "Ingelrii" on the other, which is basically the medieval equivalent of this.

[redwallzyl]

I was reading about Viking-age swords. For the Norsemen, one type of sword that was highly prized, even above other (already very expensive) swords, was a sword with an "Ulfberht" or "Ingelrii" inscription. These were two marks that seem to have denoted either a family or a coalition of very skilled swordsmiths.

What's funny is that apparently, there were knockoff Ulfberht and Ingelrii swords. Some of the counterfeits can be discerned based on the quality, make, or iron source of the swords, but others have more obvious mistakes; some have the inscription misspelled, and one sword has "Ulfberht" on one side and "Ingelrii" on the other, which is basically the medieval equivalent of this.

i have seen a documentary about that at least three times. one was in school like a few weeks ago.

[AzyWng]

Half-Life: Hazardous Course.

[ChairmanPoo]

This: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBtygDPxvn0


And this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3e6zJQV8BA

I laughed hard.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Basically, the guy with the weird haircut is a youtuber wannabe fond of "hidden camera jokes" in which he harasses people. The pixelated guy is a messenger. The "youtuber" walked up to the messenger and started to pester him about the directions for some place, to which the messenger actually answered politely. And then the youtuber started to repeatedly call the messenger "fishface" for no reason whatsoever, which finally got him the hypersonic slap that he had long deserved and hadn't gotten to date in prior harassments.

[A Thing]

I discovered Otamatone covers of music today. Unsure if these are actually deeply disturbing or adorable but I can't stop laughing.

Edit: There are bigger ones and they sound even more distressed!

[Avis-Mergulus]

I discovered Otamatone covers of music today. Unsure if these are actually deeply disturbing or adorable but I can't stop laughing.

Edit: There are bigger ones and they sound even more distressed!

Fahahaha

I have found the instrument of my soul

thank

[Flying Dice]

I discovered Otamatone covers of music today. Unsure if these are actually deeply disturbing or adorable but I can't stop laughing.

Edit: There are bigger ones and they sound even more distressed!

Fahahaha

I have found the instrument of my soul

thank

Oh hello, relevance.

[Aklyon]

This

[Kot]

The only reason I am reluctant to join army. While this is Russians, it's about the same here, and even my undying nationalism is not enough for this shit.