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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5370 on: March 30, 2016, 11:15:57 am »

There's "Fucking" in Austria, though that isn't the native tongue, so...

Just out of curiousity, do you know why the town is called "whore that gave birth"?
I don't know.  But apparently there's a bus that goes there.
That's not a bus...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5371 on: March 30, 2016, 01:09:24 pm »

Dog was begging for my lunch, so I tossed her a scrap of lettuce. She snapped it up, spat it out, and gave me the most disgruntled look I've seen all month.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5372 on: March 30, 2016, 01:46:02 pm »

Dog was begging for my lunch, so I tossed her a scrap of lettuce. She snapped it up, spat it out, and gave me the most disgruntled look I've seen all month.

"how FUCKING DARE YOU"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5373 on: March 30, 2016, 03:51:18 pm »

Dog was begging for my lunch, so I tossed her a scrap of lettuce. She snapped it up, spat it out, and gave me the most disgruntled look I've seen all month.


I'm actually really impressed at how humanlike dog grimaces are.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5374 on: March 30, 2016, 04:22:05 pm »

Dog was begging for my lunch, so I tossed her a scrap of lettuce. She snapped it up, spat it out, and gave me the most disgruntled look I've seen all month.

It's not the lettuce she's interested in, FD.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5375 on: March 30, 2016, 04:54:48 pm »

There's "Fucking" in Austria, though that isn't the native tongue, so...

Just out of curiousity, do you know why the town is called "whore that gave birth"?
The village in Austria is pronounced "foo-king".


For the one in Brazil, don't some people believe that Mary(Jesus' mother, not Magdalene) wasn't so much a virgin as contemporary Christianity claims her to be? At least, I'm pretty sure I heard that.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5376 on: March 30, 2016, 04:58:20 pm »

"Phuket" isn't pronounced the way they think it is.

NNnnnnnnngh.
Ironic, considering the thriving sex tourism industry contained within. I mean, every big city in Thailand has a thriving sex tourism industry, but still.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5377 on: March 30, 2016, 08:51:01 pm »

"Phuket" isn't pronounced the way they think it is.

NNnnnnnnngh.
Ironic, considering the thriving sex tourism industry contained within. I mean, every big city in Thailand has a thriving sex tourism industry, but still.
What? The only city that have sex tourism are Bangkok and Pattaya, because that's where foreigners go.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5378 on: March 30, 2016, 08:52:27 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5379 on: March 31, 2016, 09:14:37 am »

"Phuket" isn't pronounced the way they think it is.

NNnnnnnnngh.
Ironic, considering the thriving sex tourism industry contained within. I mean, every big city in Thailand has a thriving sex tourism industry, but still.
What? The only city that have sex tourism are Bangkok and Pattaya, because that's where foreigners go.
I've read otherwise.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5380 on: April 01, 2016, 07:48:29 pm »

Someone I know has found the main difference between pet dogs and pet cats.

You give a dog affection, food, and a place to stay, therefore you are God.

You give a cat affection, food, and a place to stay, therefore they are God.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5381 on: April 01, 2016, 07:51:44 pm »

Someone I know has found the main difference between pet dogs and pet cats.

You give a dog affection, food, and a place to stay, therefore you are God.

You give a cat affection, food, and a place to stay, therefore they are God.

Pft, that one's ancient. It's even older than the reason you know your dog loves you more than your woman does (which, for the record, is that if you locked both of them in the trunk of your car, went for a long drive and opened your trunk, only your dog would be happy to see you).
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5382 on: April 01, 2016, 07:52:43 pm »

I thought so, but that is the first time I've heard it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5383 on: April 01, 2016, 07:54:23 pm »

I'd report you for being underage, if only this site had a minimum required age.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5384 on: April 01, 2016, 07:56:44 pm »

I think it's less underage more I didn't have both a dog and a cat until recently and so there was never any reason for someone to say that.
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