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Author Topic: Things that made you laugh today: some people notice when l change the title  (Read 1845497 times)

Amperzand

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5205 on: March 03, 2016, 09:24:32 pm »

Exactly. It's just amusing. Like, I'm not doing anything lots of other people couldn't.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5206 on: March 03, 2016, 09:26:48 pm »

Some scrub on wikipedia apparently has vandalized the Aliens film page. Made me snicker a bit. Edits I saw included changes such as claiming the movie was released in 2017, was 7 minutes long, and its language is chinese.

It appears to have been changed back since then.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5207 on: March 04, 2016, 12:32:53 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5209 on: March 06, 2016, 04:29:26 pm »

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"enchanted creature has bands with banding"
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5210 on: March 06, 2016, 04:39:20 pm »

This is a masterwork Enchanted Creature. The creature is encircled by bands of banding. It menaces with slivers of mana. All enchantment is of the highest quality.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5211 on: March 06, 2016, 07:12:21 pm »

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"enchanted creature has bands with banding"
bands of banding that are also somehow relevant to you sliver count.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5212 on: March 06, 2016, 10:02:53 pm »

Encountered this job listing ad while I was surfing the net earlier.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5213 on: March 06, 2016, 10:13:31 pm »

If the next words are not "... with their steel-toed boots..." the job is clearly not worth it.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5214 on: March 06, 2016, 10:26:58 pm »

For some reason, I'm thinking those are postings for the positions of: Commisar, Estate Imperium, Departmento Munitorum, Tech-Priest, really awesome Commisar(assuming the following line really is "... with their steel-toed boots")...
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5215 on: March 06, 2016, 11:10:45 pm »

In Coeur D'Alene, that probably IS part of the job description. Sometimes, an ass just needs to be booted. Sometimes I wish my workplace had a security officer.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5217 on: March 08, 2016, 12:36:19 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5218 on: March 08, 2016, 08:20:55 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: 5221 laffs and counting
« Reply #5219 on: March 08, 2016, 02:44:58 pm »

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