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[TheBiggerFish]

MZero has HAIR?

[Loud Whispers]

Yoink can probably share in a laugh with me on this one. I had my back to the sales floor today, and I hear, "Ma'am, can you help me with something?" I looked over my shoulder to see a young (18-20) guy at the counter with a suddenly horrified expression on his face. "OhmygodDUDEIAMSOSORRY!!" I got a good chuckle out of that. Happens about once a month, and I still can't help but laugh a little. At least I know my hair is nice.

Do you ever turn around and just say "you're not wrong" or something or the other?

[MaximumZero]

MZero has HAIR?

MZero has HAIR. It's to the bottom of my shoulderblades. And it's fucking fabulous.

Yoink can probably share in a laugh with me on this one. I had my back to the sales floor today, and I hear, "Ma'am, can you help me with something?" I looked over my shoulder to see a young (18-20) guy at the counter with a suddenly horrified expression on his face. "OhmygodDUDEIAMSOSORRY!!" I got a good chuckle out of that. Happens about once a month, and I still can't help but laugh a little. At least I know my hair is nice.

Do you ever turn around and just say "you're not wrong" or something or the other?

No, it's usually just, ME: [BOSS voice] "You need help with something?" [/BOSS voice] Customer: "OMFG I'm so sorry." Me: "Happens all the time, no worries." [internal laughter like an idiot]

[Loud Whispers]

No, it's usually just, ME: [BOSS voice] "You need help with something?" [/BOSS voice] Customer: "OMFG I'm so sorry." Me: "Happens all the time, no worries." [internal laughter like an idiot]

I dunno man, if I could pass that off I'd probably start freaking out as if I'd just realized I was not in fact a woman just to mess with them

[Twinwolf]

I just realized that the backstories I write for forum game characters are either short and generally nice, or long and horrifying. This made me laugh.

[AzyWng]

This was pretty clever.

So at the age of sixteen, I'm too old?

[EnigmaticHat]

Its not an "adult" joke, its a reference.  If that helps.

[AzyWng]

Its not an "adult" joke, its a reference.  If that helps.

I know, I know.

Not that I've actually seen a whole lot of Wil. E. Coyote.

[Loud Whispers]

This was pretty clever.

So at the age of sixteen, I'm too old?

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[TheBiggerFish]

That image is missing the cliff.

Apparently I'm too old too.  Despite not being past the years starting in 2_ yet.

[MaximumZero]

No, it's usually just, ME: [BOSS voice] "You need help with something?" [/BOSS voice] Customer: "OMFG I'm so sorry." Me: "Happens all the time, no worries." [internal laughter like an idiot]

I dunno man, if I could pass that off I'd probably start freaking out as if I'd just realized I was not in fact a woman just to mess with them

"Holy shit, where did this beard come from? Where are my boobs!?"

[Bohandas]

Monty Python courtmarshall sketch

[AzyWng]

Monty Python courtmarshall sketch

I need to see more of this.

[Tawa]

Spoiler: I'm like 8 years late on this but just in case I'm not the only one who hasn't seen this until now (click to show/hide)

[Amperzand]

Spoiler: I'm like 8 years late on this but just in case I'm not the only one who hasn't seen this until now (click to show/hide)

I hadn't seen that, and I approve.