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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3300 on: September 08, 2015, 08:55:19 pm »

I just got this email, on my official university account.

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Hi Class!

I am an Elite Notetaker for the StudySoup of this class, which is an awesome website for allowing me to the make and share of note sheets and study guides to helping you succeed in this course! It also is helpful if you are miss a class or are need extra help. I voice record lecture which I will be also posting as well, so hopefully its cooperates and everyone would be abled to listening to them!. I will send a email every week or so right after I posted the notes or any study a guides! Click the link below to seeing a sample of my first notes!

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Let me know if you've having any questions. I hope you guys will all be use this to your benefit!

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It's not even a consistent sort of Engrish. Frankly I'm baffled. It's very clearly a phishing scheme from the redacted portions, but they really didn't put much effort into this.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2015, 09:01:16 pm by Baffler »
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3301 on: September 08, 2015, 08:57:07 pm »

Looks like you've got a master notetaker among you.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3302 on: September 08, 2015, 09:06:06 pm »

I just got this email, on my official university account.

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Hi Class!

I am an Elite Notetaker for the StudySoup of this class, which is an awesome website for allowing me to the make and share of note sheets and study guides to helping you succeed in this course! It also is helpful if you are miss a class or are need extra help. I voice record lecture which I will be also posting as well, so hopefully its cooperates and everyone would be abled to listening to them!. I will send a email every week or so right after I posted the notes or any study a guides! Click the link below to seeing a sample of my first notes!

[REDACTED]

Let me know if you've having any questions. I hope you guys will all be use this to your benefit!

[REDACTED]

It's not even a consistent sort of Engrish. Frankly I'm baffled. It's very clearly a phishing scheme from the redacted portions, but they really didn't put much effort into this.

Your university is actually an SCP containment officer.

StudySoup, or as it's less commonly called, BrothKnowledge, is SCP #4829, a government worker shaped like an email that spams your inbox. It carries with it little tracks, which are actually tormented souls stored within the email. When you play the files, the demons are let lose and you need to purchase hefty amounts of incense and spooky photographers to get rid of them.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3303 on: September 08, 2015, 09:07:04 pm »

"Elite Notetaker"? Are you at To-Oh University, by chance?
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3304 on: September 08, 2015, 09:22:14 pm »

"Elite Notetaker"? Are you at To-Oh University, by chance?

Fortunately no, but Laptisen might not be too far off the mark. These kinds of emails are fairly common, but this one's more wordy than most and the construction is especially poor.
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Even if you found a suitable opening, I doubt it would prove all too satisfying. And it might leave some nasty wounds, depending on the moral high ground's geology.
Location subject to periodic change.
Baffler likes silver, walnut trees, the color green, tanzanite, and dogs for their loyalty. When possible he prefers to consume beef, iced tea, and cornbread. He absolutely detests ticks.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3305 on: September 09, 2015, 12:15:09 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3306 on: September 09, 2015, 04:47:15 am »

This series of intentionally bad Sonic the Hedgehog fanfiction (NSFW)

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/25/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL

(NSFW)

I am at home, everyone else is still asleep, and I'm viewing questionable material on another screen, but I am not clicking that.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3307 on: September 09, 2015, 04:52:30 am »

Pretty sure the only reason people even remember Sonic any more is because of the nightmare 'fics.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3308 on: September 09, 2015, 02:05:49 pm »

For the first time, I beat C&C Generals: Shockwave mod against a max difficulty opponent.

And immediately upon going to the game summary, the game crashed.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3309 on: September 09, 2015, 02:08:43 pm »

Pretty sure the only reason people even remember Sonic any more is because of the nightmare 'fics.
Some of us lived through the saturday morning cartoons. And the original games. Good part of the comics, too. Forgetfulness will not come soon :V

... response is several hours late, but whatever.

Though there's an oddly large amount of pretty decent sonic fanfiction, for what it's worth. S'not just the odd stuff.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3310 on: September 09, 2015, 02:27:17 pm »

Pretty sure the only reason people even remember Sonic any more is because of the nightmare 'fics.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3311 on: September 09, 2015, 07:35:25 pm »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3312 on: September 09, 2015, 08:01:08 pm »

Pretty sure the only reason people even remember Sonic any more is because of the nightmare 'fics.
HIS WOORLD

You've got to admit, Zebrahead did a pretty good job. The vocals weren't my cup of tea, but the melody flowed nicely.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3313 on: September 09, 2015, 09:28:53 pm »

 :P https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg :P for the most lols go to 17:00
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3314 on: September 09, 2015, 11:15:43 pm »

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