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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3286 on: September 06, 2015, 10:58:12 pm »

Stand Up to Go Down  Ummm . . .  I'm a fan of cheesey and light, but this is tounge-in-cheek amusing. :P

Helps Im a fan of the style.  I- I cant bring myself to thumb it down.


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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3287 on: September 07, 2015, 01:14:14 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3288 on: September 07, 2015, 02:06:40 am »

A lot more likely to be the Fonz.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3289 on: September 07, 2015, 08:12:37 am »

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3290 on: September 07, 2015, 09:21:17 am »

aaaaaaaaaaaaaay

lol na but ouija boards are as magic as my left bollock
which i am hoping is 0 magicability
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3291 on: September 07, 2015, 10:14:57 am »

I wish you could convince my sister that. She buys into that shit like North Koreans buy the idea that Kim Jong-il could control the weather.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3293 on: September 07, 2015, 01:54:33 pm »

aaaaaaaaaaaaaay

lol na but ouija boards are as magic as my left bollock
which i am hoping is 0 magicability
Tiny nano-factories. Pretty damn magic.
Unless your left Testical isn't working for some reason.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3294 on: September 07, 2015, 03:47:46 pm »

aaaaaaaaaaaaaay

lol na but ouija boards are as magic as my left bollock
which i am hoping is 0 magicability
You, good sir, need to learn the power of Schweenomancy.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3295 on: September 07, 2015, 03:53:03 pm »

I wish you could convince my sister that. She buys into that shit like North Koreans buy the idea that Kim Jong-il could control the weather.

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3296 on: September 08, 2015, 12:28:08 am »

Today a little 4-5 year old boy came up to my counter and chucked two king size candy bars and kitkats, and about $0.75 worth of change up onto it. When I said "I'm sorry kid, I don't think that's enough" he produced two of those double eagle silver commemorative coins as well, which as far as I'm aware aren't legal tender, and another customer agreed. We stalled on that point for a couple minutes while I asked where his parents were, and then his guardian (uncle or family friend. Kid said he wasn't his dad) came in and said something along the lines of "I told you only one small candy bar." (Not angrily, think he kight habe actually been laughing) He provided enough to get the poor kid one of the king size ones, kid looked pretty confused though, as opposed to sad.

In hindsight I might as well have just bought the kid's candy bars for him. Was quite funny though. Kid came in, spotted the first candy bar rack low enough he could reach, and grabbed as much as he could fit in his hands and didn't get why a little change isn't enough, or why what is effectively monopoly money as far as my supervisors would be concerned doesn't help. In his defense, they are really big coins.
« Last Edit: September 08, 2015, 12:30:55 am by Eric Blank »
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3297 on: September 08, 2015, 04:55:35 am »

Makes perfect sense to me. Size matters.
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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3298 on: September 08, 2015, 09:17:15 am »

Somebody accidentally sent a text to the wrong number and texted their shopping list to a radio station (something with a charity and Muse, idk the details.)

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Re: Things that made you laugh today: Capitalism and murder
« Reply #3299 on: September 08, 2015, 10:58:13 am »

The ending of Captain Murderer by Charles Dickens
« Last Edit: September 08, 2015, 11:01:38 am by Bohandas »
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