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[Dutrius]

Spoiler: Schrodinger's Emergency Exit plan (click to show/hide)

[Arx]

So this is the music video for Amon Amarth's Twilight of the Thunder God. What's funny about it, you ask? Well, the battle sounds at ~3:20 are the Age of Empires II sound effects.

[Spehss _]

Crows

[EnigmaticHat]

Who says multiballs could be only at pinballs?

Multiball?  Is that like

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Itnetlolor]

Who says multiballs could be only at pinballs?

Multiball?  Is that like

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think it's more like this.

[H4zardZ1]

Who says multiballs could be only at pinballs?

Multiball?  Is that like

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I think it's more like this.

It's how 'Pinball Spartans' play fooseball.

[Flying Dice]

Dear mother of god.

[Tawa]

Turkish Star Wars

This is better than Plan 9 From Outer Space, in so many ways. The main character is a middle-aged Turkish TIE pilot who can rip peoples' forearms off and kick rocks so hard they explode, and the villain is a Leonidas lookalike who kills people by cutting their heads off with paper ninja stars, wants a human brain so he can destroy the protective barrier around Alderaan Earth (which has been blown up several times) and take over the universe. The theme song of the movie is the Indiana Jones theme.

All of this is done entirely unironically and with the worst special effects imaginable.

This isn't even beginning to plumb the depths of the terribleness of the film. Large sections of the movie are stock footage shamelessly stolen from Star Wars. There's a training montage half an hour in that's like Rocky's training montage on acid, Adderall, and styrofoam rocks. The main character beats a monster by jumping over it repeatedly, then jumping on top of it over and over using recycled footage.

This is the best movie ever.

[Mechatronic]

Gets better, the director is named Kunt Tulgar and he has another movie called Süpermen dönüyor.

[Bohandas]

Turkish Star Wars

This is better than Plan 9 From Outer Space, in so many ways. The main character is a middle-aged Turkish TIE pilot who can rip peoples' forearms off and kick rocks so hard they explode, and the villain is a Leonidas lookalike who kills people by cutting their heads off with paper ninja stars, wants a human brain so he can destroy the protective barrier around Alderaan Earth (which has been blown up several times) and take over the universe. The theme song of the movie is the Indiana Jones theme.

All of this is done entirely unironically and with the worst special effects imaginable.

This isn't even beginning to plumb the depths of the terribleness of the film. Large sections of the movie are stock footage shamelessly stolen from Star Wars. There's a training montage half an hour in that's like Rocky's training montage on acid, Adderall, and styrofoam rocks. The main character beats a monster by jumping over it repeatedly, then jumping on top of it over and over using recycled footage.

This is the best movie ever.

It's sort of reminiscent of Kung-Pow: Enter the Fist

[Frumple]

... playing Dominions 4. Finally paid half-hearted attention to the names of some of my commanders. Noticed that one of the mound kings (think minor undead generals) that had incidentally ended up ferrying around nothing but ghouls was named Leperlove. Had... had to laugh a little. It seems I have somehow accidentally'd a 53 member ghoul harem into the arms of someone that came back from the dead to find, uh. Squishy happiness. Of that nature.

E: Have now moved leperlove and orgy over to the cave of the ghouls, a magic site where one of my death mages has settled down to coax an infinite stream of ghouls from the joint. Think I'll just leave 'em there, let the ghouls just pile up. Heaven on earth for the undead leper fetishist!

[ArKFallen]

Clouds Are Satanic Illuminati Propaganda - The Watchful Theist!

[Jopax]

Ice-T has seen some messed up shit.

[Graknorke]

Ice-T has seen some messed up shit.

I read on Jezebel it's better than CSI:Miami with the director's commentary bonus features.

[Akura]

Doesn't matter the form it takes, it never gets old.