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[BlackFlyme]

Breakfast news show had an interview with a zoo director. Zoo director puts on a little show with a monkey riding a pony.

Monkey jumps off pony. Director loses temper, grabs monkey. Calls it a 'fucking cocksucker'. On live TV.

[Akura]

If you can find a link to that, that would be great. I've tried, failed.

[BlackFlyme]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bbxg1Qbeuso

Probably not going to bode well. Director issued an apology, but the station tweeted that it would not visit the zoo again.

[Graknorke]

Jesus christ PETA brigade is already in the comments.

[Calidovi]

Jesus christ PETA brigade is already in the comments.

we have no time

get the cocksucker monkeys

and run

[Flying Dice]

I think I just found the theme song for Bethesda RPG players.

[Helgoland]

Slightly flammable, hella funny.

[ArKFallen]

Slightly flammable, hella funny.

That first comment.

[EnigmaticHat]

If you click here you can watch a group of middle-aged hardcore gamers get way, way too invested in watching their drunk friend play Hunie Pop.  I'm not sure if that's something you WANT to see but trust me, it gets pretty hilarious.

[Flying Dice]

If you click here you can watch a group of middle-aged hardcore gamers get way, way too invested in watching their drunk friend play Hunie Pop.  I'm not sure if that's something you WANT to see but trust me, it gets pretty hilarious.

OH MY GOD TACONIC REALLY

[Tawa]

I love Google Translate's clumsiness. Translating a list of song titles from Pokémon Black and White 2 from Japanese is hilarious, because even though everything is mangled horrifically, it's still usually recognizable. "N's Theme" becomes "N of Theme". What I would assume is the happy ending background music from the in-game movies becomes "the success of the theme". Something--I have no idea what--got translated to "Drunk".

[Helgoland]

Slightly flammable, hella funny.

That first comment.

This one:

"It’s 2050 and it’s illegal for a man to play a guitar in a public place"
Private places, too, I hope, unless given an explicit waiver from Annie Clark. End the practice of "Hey girl thanks for coming over to my dorm to work on homework oh I see you noticed my Fender anyways here's Wonderwall"

The entire site is glorious.

[Arx]

One squeezy duck? Honk. Fifty squeezy ducks? STORM THE CASTLE.

[scrdest]

Alfred Hajos, an double gold medalist in swimming in Athens in 1896, when asked by the Greek king where he learned to swim like that:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

'In water, you majesty, in water.'

[Akura]

One squeezy duck? Honk. Fifty squeezy ducks? STORM THE CASTLE.

Okay, I laughed far too hard at that. Far too hard.