Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[Avis-Mergulus]

Trying to fight against an onslaught of blond bowl cut dudes sounds positively horrifying

You forgot 'naked'.

They're not naked, they're wearing pants. You're not naked if you have pants...or my whole life has been a lie/I'm due a few indecency charges.

Your sig is more relevant than ever.

My sig implies that I'm not wearing pants ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[scrdest]

Trying to fight against an onslaught of blond bowl cut dudes sounds positively horrifying

You forgot 'naked'.

They're not naked, they're wearing pants. You're not naked if you have pants...or my whole life has been a lie/I'm due a few indecency charges.

You have clearly failed to consider what a thin layer of cloth is worth in a massive hand-to-hand battle.

[Helgoland]

Trying to fight against an onslaught of blond bowl cut dudes sounds positively horrifying

You forgot 'naked'.

They're not naked, they're wearing pants. You're not naked if you have pants...or my whole life has been a lie/I'm due a few indecency charges.

You have clearly failed to consider what a thin layer of cloth is worth in a massive hand-to-gland battle.

FTFY

[Remalle]

I know five people who have their birthday today.  Five.  What was nine months ago?  Halloween.

I bet it's the costumes.

[GiglameshDespair]

Those devils were horny in more ways than one.

[Loud Whispers]

Just watched a south park on comedy central because I was waiting for my tea to brew and there was fuck all on; the cartoon wars episode where they have southpark and simpsons characters fighting to kill/save family guy over the airing of an episode depicting muhammed against terrorist threats and shit. Kyle gets into some long winded speech about standing up for rights, standing against censorship, not setting precedents for fear and then convinces the TV president to air the episode uncensored, at which point they air the fake family guy episode whilst Cartman calls Kyle very gay. The screen then cuts to black with text describing: "In this shot, Mohammed hands a football helmet to family guy.
Comedy central has refused to broadcast an image of Mohammed on their network."
The scene immediately following shows Jesus, dozens of Americas and George Bush defecating on each other and the American flag whilst commenting yummy.
Times have changed! Hahahaha, satire is too tame for the extreme that is real life

[Yoink]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIKxmRxPpFE
Make sure to watch part two as well.

[Calidovi]

Those devils were horny in more ways than one.

[scrdest]

Those devils were horny in more ways than one.

I ended up drawing that just now, randomly and kinda by accident. I'd share, but a) it's drawn with a potato, by a potato (don't ask), b) it's on paper, and I CBA to fuck with all the cables to scan it.

[Bohandas]

Those devils were horny in more ways than one.

I ended up drawing that just now, randomly and kinda by accident. I'd share, but a) it's drawn with a potato, by a potato (don't ask), b) it's on paper, and I CBA to fuck with all the cables to scan it.

Maybe photograph it then

[Calidovi]

Those devils were horny in more ways than one.

I ended up drawing that just now, randomly and kinda by accident. I'd share, but a) it's drawn with a potato, by a potato (don't ask), b) it's on paper, and I CBA to fuck with all the cables to scan it.

Please upload it. I want to see what one of the most powerful creatures in my world looks like.

[ArKFallen]

The most recent Oglaf(sfw)

[Helgoland]

Read that as 'Most recent Owlga'.

[Eric Blank]

That's actually what I read at first too.

Owlga should write a wilderness survival guide.

[GiglameshDespair]

I'm afraid being eaten by bears probably doesn't count as moe.