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[pisskop]

due to *reasons*, my entire foundry is comprised of either idjits or one-armed dwarves.

All the furnace workers have stats too low to be useful at even hauling things long distances, and the metal workers themselves have all been in some kind of accident or monster attack that took off their arm.  Even the only on who wasnt mauled onsite came to use with talented skill and one arm chopped at the elbow.

[Loud Whispers]

The most recent Oglaf(sfw)

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I've lost it here

[Bohandas]

I like this one (nsfw)

[Orange Wizard]

Toady doesn't like NSFW links.

[Graknorke]

Will I be able to recreate the Casablanca moment where the goblin occupation forces sing their songs in the Inn, and as I start to sing the anthem of oppressed folk other join me outvoicing the hated goblins?

He he he, it's probably more likely that people will just think you are rude for interrupting an ongoing activity.  We will hope for slow improvement.

The idea of a rebellion being hushed down by those who should fight for it because they think it's a bit rude. Made me giggle.

[Calidovi]

Will I be able to recreate the Casablanca moment where the goblin occupation forces sing their songs in the Inn, and as I start to sing the anthem of oppressed folk other join me outvoicing the hated goblins?

He he he, it's probably more likely that people will just think you are rude for interrupting an ongoing activity.  We will hope for slow improvement.

The idea of a rebellion being hushed down by those who should fight for it because they think it's a bit rude. Made me giggle.

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WORKERS OF PELTEDFORK! LABORORS OF PELTEDFORK! HAVE WE NOT BOWED FOR LONG ENOUGH UNDER THE ARISTOCRATS?

LET US SING THE SONG OF THOSE WHO CAME BEFORE US AND STROVE FOR EQUALITY!

MARCHING THROUGH THE VALLEY
MARCHING THROUGH THE HILLS
FREEING THOSE OF BURDEN
PAYING MANY BIL-

shh the mayor is eating, like, 20 cheese wheels at once let him focus

[Loud Whispers]

rereading Mossad stole my shoe

To be honest if some soviet agents or mossad tried doing this to me I don't think I'd notice
Hell, half my suit pants disappeared and I still don't know where
I think mossad stole my pants

[hops]

Never argue with a smartbot

Oh man, her soulless face makes it.

[Tiruin]

Never argue with a smartbot

Oh man, her soulless face makes it.

It's...somewhat sensible because the context behind the acronym isn't explained or given, though the context is implied by the user.
_{I'm totally taking it seriously. x_x}
...Especially when KKK can mean SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY than the existing organization in the USA. -_-
Thus context ._.

I got lost finding the humor there.
The later parts though...
That was nice video work.

[scrdest]

...Especially when KKK can mean SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY than the existing organization in the USA. -_-

Looking at that flag...

Teletubbies confirmed for Filipino Masonic propaganda.

[H4zardZ1]

Spoiler:  A variation of he's dead Jim (click to show/hide)

In short: He's Toast, Jim.

[ArKFallen]

The last comic of DEMON where in a several hundred year old casually explains where babies come from to a child.

[Flying Dice]

I visited a used book store today and happened across something so tragically beautiful that I simply had to buy it and share it.

Spoiler: Enjoy (click to show/hide)

222 pages. 12 pt. font. Yeah.

[Orange Wizard]

Did someone believe that was a good idea?

[Reelya]

Maybe it's popular with people who want to say they read it. But then again, in many ways Crime and Punishment is a terrible book, with all the preachy Christian stuff, and the stuff mocking secular values, tacked on for no real reason (e.g. entire chapters of it after the proper ending).

Raskol means schism or split, Razum means "reason" and sophia means "wisdom". So there's this subtext in the book about being split between reason and faith, and Raskol is only saved because he embraces faith. The message is to give up your reason and have blind faith in God in place of your intelligence. Obviously the other message is that if you don't embracing faith then you will end up murdering someone just because.