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[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Don't you just love how some classes take longer to level up once then the entire lifespan of a human? Good game 10/10.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Like I said, if it was actually playable. In fact, trying to RP a party of decent people who don't murder people and eat their corpses, an instead actually try to help them would be kinda-sorta enjoyable. Hmm...
I can actually think up a pretty decent scene where one of the characters rolls a 003 on Random Magical Effects, and as it starts affecting him he begs his party to kill him.

[Tawa]

Hooray! I'm a grocer! I sold a rutabega! I got an experience point! I'm stuck being a grocer forever! Hooray!

MEANWHILE

Hooray! We're the thief brothers! We can steal money from ourselves forever until we're level 20! Then we can put enough points into our Urination skill that we can actually piss right on a regular basis!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

And you have made me laugh, Tawa. Props to you.

I can actually imagine that a crapsack world would be fun to run a role playing game in. Tawa, get to it.

[Arx]

Cape Town is such a weird name for one of the larges metropolises in the country.

[Alev]

Hooray! I'm a grocer! I sold a rutabega! I got an experience point! I'm stuck being a grocer forever! Hooray!

MEANWHILE

Hooray! We're the thief brothers! We can steal money from ourselves forever until we're level 20! Then we can put enough points into our Urination skill that we can actually piss right on a regular basis!

There's a urination skill int FATAL?

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Yep.
Also, a quote from the rebuttal of the FATAL review, just because I can.

Darren: So basically, FATAL is the date-rape RPG.
Byron: Another incorrect statement from Darren. Where is dating involved?

[scrdest]

Hooray! I'm a grocer! I sold a rutabega! I got an experience point! I'm stuck being a grocer forever! Hooray!

MEANWHILE

Hooray! We're the thief brothers! We can steal money from ourselves forever until we're level 20! Then we can put enough points into our Urination skill that we can actually piss right on a regular basis!

There's a urination skill int FATAL?

Yuuuuup. And IIRC you need to solve quadratic equations. To piss. Yes. You read that right.

Personal lol: Steam has Eldritch as a daily sale. Knowing nothing about the game, I've checked the first trailer on the page. SOLD (and LOLD) immediately.

[Tawa]

I'm never threatening players with rocks fall, everyone dies-- I'm threatening them with playing FATAL instead.

And you have made me laugh, Tawa. Props to you.

I can actually imagine that a crapsack world would be fun to run a role playing game in. Tawa, get to it.

Ok, but only under the condition that I can also add in lots Pokémon Vietnamese Crystal references.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Very well.

[Graknorke]

Hooray! I'm a grocer! I sold a rutabega! I got an experience point! I'm stuck being a grocer forever! Hooray!

MEANWHILE

Hooray! We're the thief brothers! We can steal money from ourselves forever until we're level 20! Then we can put enough points into our Urination skill that we can actually piss right on a regular basis!

Actually, when your urination skill is maxed out there is no penalty for having an empty bladder. That is to say, you can piss forever.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Also, in FATAL, it takes 83 in-game years to level up once as a clerk. And then double that. And double again. And again. And again.

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Also, in FATAL, it takes 83 in-game years to level up once as a clerk. And then double that. And double again. And again. And again.

And a human's life is only 73 years...

[EnigmaticHat]

Hmm...
You know, I just thought up a character concept that would be presumably fun to play if FATAL was actually playable, relying on the clusterfuckery and hatassery of everybody else. Role playing a decent person, trying to fight for actual good and shit.

Playing the token good teammate in an RPG is always less fun than playing the token evil teammate.

If an evil guy sees his teammates rescuing people he doesn't have to do anything.  If the Paladin sees his teammates eating babies then he has to do something, usually fight them and die.

[hops]

What about a jerkass Lawful Good character a la Miko Miyazaki?
I mean granted you'll probably turn into a blackguard at some point with your stupidity, but you have all the asshole points.