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[Egan_BW]

Of course.

[EnigmaticHat]

Is a shashlik like a shalashaska?

A shashlik is basically Central Asian barbecue meat. Chunks of meat roasted on a spit over coals, interspersed with vegetables if you feel like it.

So basically: Russian penises confirmed fireproof.

[TD1]

Damn Scythian scum.

[Helgoland]

So basically: Russian penises confirmed fireproof.

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A plane crashes in the Siberian tundra. The survivors are an American, an Australian, and a Russian.They are sitting around a campfire, waiting to be rescued, and have nothing to do. A night of tall tales commences.

The American says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground, by the horns, with my bare hands."

The Australian in, "Why that's nothing. I was walking down the trail yesterday and a fifteen foot rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands, bit its head off, and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today."

The Russian remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

[TD1]

Here, we walk the grey lines between the forum rules.

[Egan_BW]

I think not.

[Helgoland]

Even more badass was the second Russian sitting beside him, differing from the first in nothing but his Jewish heritage.

[hector13]

I think not.

Somebody is getting turned on by this.

I mean, Russians are weird.

[Loud Whispers]

I think not.

Somebody is getting turned on by this.

I mean, Russians are weird.

* Strelok  quietly shuffles out of the room

*EDIT
New plague

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[hops]

Antivirus asks me when I want to restart my computer.

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me when i procrastinate

[Loud Whispers]

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[Levi]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moscow_Water_Dog
http://www.russiandog.net/extinct-dog.html

This was an attempt by the Russian army to create a breed of dog suitable for water rescues.  They were a result of interbreeding Newfoundland males with East European Shepherd and Caucasian Shepherd Dog.

It turned out badly because although the dogs would swim out to drowning people, they would then just bite them instead of rescuing them.   

[TD1]

That led me to this delightful picture.

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[Helgoland]

Cracked at its best.

[Derpy Dev]

Cracked at its best.

Somehow I've missed seeing that movie after all these years but that fridge horror moment is still priceless.

...and not in the funny way.