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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2955 on: February 09, 2016, 10:52:22 pm »
I don't get why they don't use Imperial Assassins instead of a insanely kitted out Chapter of a thousand transhuman killers. One slip-up and the High Lords of Terra are gonna be atomised.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2956 on: February 09, 2016, 11:22:06 pm »
I don't get why would they get atomised, though. They're High Lords of Terra.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2957 on: February 09, 2016, 11:28:40 pm »
The High Lords haven't been big on the assassin temples ever since that time the Master of the Asassinorum personally killed all of the other High Lords by virtue of being an unstoppable badass and fought the Iron Hands and Custodes on Terra for an impressively long time.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2958 on: February 09, 2016, 11:31:41 pm »
They use assassins for all of the "Ork sniper" things.
Minotaurs I think are pretty above-board with their Marine-killingZ
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2959 on: February 09, 2016, 11:45:04 pm »
Quote from: Tack on February 09, 2016, 11:31:41 pm
They use assassins for all of the "Ork sniper" things.
Minotaurs I think are pretty above-board with their Marine-killingZ
Celestial Lions ;_;
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2960 on: February 10, 2016, 01:50:50 am »
Quote from: Tack on February 09, 2016, 11:31:41 pm
They use assassins for all of the "Ork sniper" things.
Minotaurs I think are pretty above-board with their Marine-killingZ
That face when you realize the only Inquisitor to ever get in trouble for it was actually innocent, those Orks just had a thing for long range dakka and got lucky with their sneaky-beaky shots.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2961 on: February 10, 2016, 03:18:09 am »
Inquisition eliminates enemies of mankind.
Inquisition eliminates celestial lions.
This means that celestial lions are enemies of mankind.

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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2962 on: February 10, 2016, 03:22:27 am »
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Inquisition eliminates enemies of mankind.
Inquisition eliminates celestial lions.
This means that celestial lions are enemies of mankind.
Uh, what? Everyone knows that Celestial Lions got elminated by Ork snipers, so...
Do you mean that Inquisiton is Ork snipers? So Inquisiton is actually dirty xenos?
And dirty xenos are enemies of Mankind? DOES THAT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT MEANS I THINK SO IT MEANS THAT INQUISITON ARE ENEMIES OF MANKIND *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2963 on: February 10, 2016, 04:23:33 am »
Man's greatest enemy is Man itself. Mankind is the enemy of Man. Purge humanity! Wait.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2964 on: February 10, 2016, 04:28:33 am »
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2965 on: February 10, 2016, 05:58:15 pm »
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ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
The Illuminati were Tzeenchian heretics condemned and destroyed by the Inquisition for their plan to kill the God-Emperor. The 'Sensei' they claimed were the God-Emperor's children were really just Tzeenchian sorcerers who could use shape-shifting abilities granted by the Chaos God of change and mutation.
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2966 on: February 10, 2016, 06:49:51 pm »
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ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
The Illuminati were Tzeenchian heretics condemned and destroyed by the Inquisition for their plan to kill the God-Emperor. The 'Sensei' they claimed were the God-Emperor's children were really just Tzeenchian sorcerers who could use shape-shifting abilities granted by the Chaos God of change and mutation.

-or so the Inquisition claims. I mean, if you had just mistakenly executed all of the Emprahs descendents, I bet you wouldnt admit it to the other Inquisitors
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2967 on: February 10, 2016, 07:12:02 pm »
A real loyalist would admit their mistake and get blamd, so clearly the "Inquisitors" were actually just Tzeentchian sorcerers who had been manipulated into eliminating another faction of Tzeentchian sorcerers masquerading as the Illuminati by Tzeentch
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2968 on: February 10, 2016, 07:16:46 pm »
JUST AS PLANNED
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Re: Warhammer 40K discussion thread: Disorder Vacuum Seamen.
« Reply #2969 on: February 10, 2016, 08:13:01 pm »
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