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[Lyeos]

Now walk across. When you reach the middle, pick up the metal and place it over the other gap.

+1 while proclaiming the glory of the Jenkins clan.

+2
Don't forget to sign your number!

+3 When we inevitably die, we can take another chunk out of the wall and place it over the first gap again.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

(CR:15 (Pick up and carry)  Roll:6)

Name: Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Sixty-Six Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy-Third
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

You!  Are!  A!  Jenkins!  A member of the greatest clan in the universe!  You pick up the piece of wall, but in such a way that it is long ways vertical.  You stumble back into the vent and fall to your death.

Thousands of years later...

(1d5 Mutation roll: 5.  Required for mutation: 5
Mutation Roll: 16 (Four Eyes))

Name: Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Ninety-Five Thousand Four Hundred Sixty-Fourth
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

You are now Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Ninety-Five Thousand Four Hundred Sixty-Fourth.  You are a part of no organization in particular and have just docked your ship on a floating wreck with only superficial damage to check on the crew and loot the ship and any surviving crew for all they're worth after blasting a decayed old ship.  What do you do?

[Lyeos]

Cut a second, much more rectangular piece out of the wall. Move both it and the original over the gaps.

[WillowLuman]

Wait, why is the first piece of metal back over next to the doom hole?

[Lyeos]

Wait, why is the first piece of metal back over next to the doom hole?

A better question is: Why did none of you expect that to happen? 
Probably because it can be.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Cut a second, much more rectangular piece out of the wall. Move both it and the original over the gaps.

Original fell between the gaps due to being carried vertically.  In the process of editing the middle image.

Edit: Middle Image fixed.

[Prophet]

Jump onto the middle platform then onto the other side. While mumbling about our awesomeness.

[WillowLuman]

Laser the ceiling of the generator room, to make bridge-shaped bits fall down.

[Lyeos]

Laser the ceiling of the generator room, to make bridge-shaped bits fall down.

Cue us getting crushed by the ceiling.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

(CR: 5  Roll: 14)
(CR: 5  Roll: 6)
(CR: 10  Roll: 4)

Name: Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Ninety-Five Thousand Four Hundred Sixty-Fourth
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

After wondering how you got your name got here, you continue on.  You make a hop over the platforms, then fire up at the ceiling of the tower, causing a section to come down to make a bridge.  It falls, and the pieces break when they land, causing them to fall.  It also takes out the middle platform.  This will in no way come back to bite you.

[Prophet]

Go to the next room? ((We are scr*wed when we die.))

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

Shoot the door down while yelling about glory!

[WillowLuman]

Cut through the door, push it over the gap behind us. We need a way back, once we get all the fabulous loot.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Don't forget about the datapad...

[WillowLuman]

Actually, that door doesn't look long enough to bridge the gap. Better just open it.