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[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I just realized something; that may just be a hole through the outer hull of the ship, and as such might just go out into space...

The hull of the ship is visible from the outside.  All you can see if you go in the hole, though, is the wall as you are falling past.

[Hubris Incalculable]

I just realized something; that may just be a hole through the outer hull of the ship, and as such might just go out into space...

The hull of the ship is visible from the outside.  All you can see if you go in the hole, though, is the wall as you are falling past.

Sounds like an infinite fall-hazard. Our ancestors' ancient corpses must still be falling through that abyss.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Name: Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Sixty-Six Thousand One Hundred Thirty-Second
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

You walk past a hole in the wall you fire a shot through that rapidly disappears into the darkness, after noticing the mark of someone from your family.  Too bad they didn't leave a number, you could know which one you had to kill to get all the glory for this find.  You then come across an cooling tower.  Looks like it is one of the open designs, with no guard rails.  It even has the holes in the floors.  This ship is ancient.  That must mean...you are going get rich off of any loot you find!

[adwarf]

Leap across to the next platform, and then to the next one before heading further in.

[~Neri]

Stare into the abyss and contemplate your mortality.

[Prophet]

Leap across to the next platform, and then to the next one before heading further in.

Stare into the abyss and contemplate your mortality.

+1 to Kev-senpai's suggestion then +1 to do adwarf's suggestion after.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Name: Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Sixty-Six Thousand One Hundred Thirty-Second
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

Mortality?  You are of the Jenkins Clan!  Mortality means nothing!  Nothing!  Just to prove the thought of being mortal, you shall jump over this gap like the amazing Jenkins you are!

(CR: 5   d20 Roll: 4)

You slip and fall into the exhaust port, straight to the ship's generator.

Hundreds of years later...

(1d5 Mutation roll: 4.  Required for mutation: 5)

Name: Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Sixty-Six Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy-Third
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

You are now Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Sixty-Six Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy-Third.  You are a part of no organization in particular and have just docked your ship on a floating wreck with only superficial damage to check on the crew and loot the ship and any surviving crew for all they're worth after scrpping an old ship.  What do you do?

[Lyeos]

That gap isn't that big. Step over it.

[Prophet]

That gap isn't that big. Step over it.

+1 Also proclaim the glory of the Jenkins clan!

[WillowLuman]

PTW. This is hilarious.

Push that bit of metal in front of the hole over the gaps in the generator.

Leave a message behind so that future looters know you were here first.

[Prophet]

PTW. This is hilarious.

Push that bit of metal in front of the hole over the gaps in the generator.

Leave a message behind so that future looters know you were here first.

+1 I'm changing which one i'm plus oneing. Sorry Lyeos!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

(CR:10  Roll:11)

Name: Leeroy Jenkins the Fourteen Million Four Hundred Sixty-Six Thousand Nine Hundred Seventy-Third
HP: 10/10
Stamina: 10/10
Inventory: Blowtorch, Datapad, Laser Pistol, Lignum Shots x2, Crystalized Kol x5

You barely manage push the metal over one of the gaps, then vandalize modify the name so that people know it was you who was here first.

[NAV]

Now walk across. When you reach the middle, pick up the metal and place it over the other gap.

[Prophet]

Now walk across. When you reach the middle, pick up the metal and place it over the other gap.

+1 while proclaiming the glory of the Jenkins clan.

[WillowLuman]

Now walk across. When you reach the middle, pick up the metal and place it over the other gap.

+1 while proclaiming the glory of the Jenkins clan.

+2
Don't forget to sign your number!