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Author Topic: A Nonsensical Journey! Zone 1, Turn 16 - Waitlister Watching?  (Read 37757 times)

Lyeos

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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 6.25 - Bad Rolls.
« Reply #255 on: June 25, 2014, 01:08:00 am »

Gunthar then decides to shove the cables out of the tank and to kick it where there are the most holes.
He would, but he can't. He does kick the tank, however, and succeeds in stubbing his toe.

When I get out of here. I am going to skin you fuckers alive and make you eat your severed limbs and genitals.
"Well, that's hardly going to make us let you out, now is it? And I'm afraid you are the ones who wanted to do this - it's not my fault you can't leave things alone. Besides, we can always do this!"

Suddenly, Rivae loses control of his left arm, which reaches up and slaps him in the face a few times before taking some of the pink slime and drawing a smiley face on the glass.

"Now, I hope I got my point across. Behave yourself and you'll be through with this in no time."

... Now that each of you think about it, that voice sounded oddly mechanical...
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 6.25 - Bad Rolls.
« Reply #256 on: June 25, 2014, 01:10:23 am »

((I am not a fan of forced entrapment. I'm quite into that kind of thing if it's consensual, but not forced. Also Rivae is more of a rebellious and dominant character then most of the characters I play as.))

If I gave consent in the past, it is now withdrawn. Release me.
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 6.25 - Bad Rolls.
« Reply #257 on: June 25, 2014, 01:14:45 am »

Gunthar starts telling yo mama jokes to the voice.
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #258 on: June 25, 2014, 01:22:52 am »

Gunthar starts telling yo mama jokes to the voice.
"Those haven't been funny for hundreds of years."

If I gave consent in the past, it is now withdrawn. Release me.
"As you wish! We'll release you right now," And suddenly, Daniel. "even though we were preparing a gift for you."

True to their word, the cables and tubes remove themselves from your bodies and the tops of the pods you're in open with a loud hiss. As your eyes adjust to the light, you see little of interest in the room you're in, aside from a shoe poking out from beneath a table in the corner and a closet nearby. There's a doorway to your left, but before you can take a step, sirens begin to ring out and the room is plunged into darkness, a large metal door dropping from the ceiling to block your way out - which, as it turns out, is in your favor, as through a window looking into the hallway, you see what appears to be a large spider made of human limbs that have been sown together rush down the corridor, dragging something behind it. Thin strips on the floor burst into life a moment later, providing dim illumination.

((Psssh. Did you guys really expect me to make a lighthearted game?))
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #259 on: June 25, 2014, 01:28:49 am »

Oh for fucks sakes. Odds are is we are still in that chamber and they are just fucking with out heads. However, on the very possible chance that this is reality, lets try not to die, shall we?
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #260 on: June 25, 2014, 01:29:04 am »

Gunthar hides in the closet!
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #261 on: June 25, 2014, 01:30:18 am »

Gunthar hides in the closet!
Nope! The closet is locked, although you can see a keyhole. Maybe it's somewhere nearby?
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #262 on: June 25, 2014, 01:31:16 am »

Gunthar starts shaking the shoe!
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #263 on: June 25, 2014, 01:34:37 am »

Gunthar starts shaking the shoe!
He does his best to shake it, but it's on a foot. The foot doesn't come off, though, and you can hear snoring from under the table.

Oh for fucks sakes. Odds are is we are still in that chamber and they are just fucking with out heads. However, on the very possible chance that this is reality, lets try not to die, shall we?
"Oh, no, this isn't reality, at least not in the way you're used to. You are out of the pods though, but it would be best not to die."

The spider is back now! It slips a sheet of paper under the door, taps on the window, and then runs off down the hall. The siren turns off, the lights come back on, and the door is now open again.

((Lightnin' updates, now!))
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #264 on: June 25, 2014, 01:35:51 am »

Fuck.

Rivae walks over and reads the paper without touching it.
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #265 on: June 25, 2014, 01:43:36 am »

Fuck.

Rivae walks over and reads the paper without touching it.
'Samuel, please tell the guys down in R&D that their television being broken does not qualify as an emergency - Jeb.'
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #266 on: June 25, 2014, 01:51:59 am »

Try to figure out why I felt like I was going to get something good from this room earlier.
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #267 on: June 25, 2014, 01:52:13 am »

Gunthar looks at whoever owns the foot.
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #268 on: June 25, 2014, 01:54:30 am »

Gunthar looks at whoever owns the foot.
It's attached to a man with a scruffy brown beard snoozing under the table with a bottle of whiskey in one hand. He suddenly looks at you. "Whazzat? Oh, I'm s'posed to get you guys s'me equipment."

Try to figure out why I felt like I was going to get something good from this room earlier.
Well, you just heard that guy! He's giving you equipment!

((Back to your normal update speed.))
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Re: Roll to Amuse Me! Turn 7 - Next Challenge.
« Reply #269 on: June 25, 2014, 01:56:23 am »

Get a armored trenchcoat and a bow and a quiver of poisoned arrows and a poisoned short sword,and a sheath.
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