(Nah, 's cool. I was waiting for a jury anyway.)
"Eheheh! Funny stuff, right? Anyway, I think we're... about done here... I don't think we can dispute either claim any more. The defense concedes."(Sorry, Marty... Doc... I failed you...)
"Do you have anything to say about the verdict, defendants?""No, your honor... but you will not be finding us guilty today!""God damn it, Marty, I told you to put more gunpowder in!""This court does not appreciate your antics, defendants."The judge looks at the jury.
"Now, for the sake of effect, I think I'll allow my brother to deliver the verdict, eh?"
EpilogueMarty and Doc were brought to the Bureau's official penitentiary, where they were locked in an undisclosed labor room in the #350-#475 range. Due to the large number of cells in the prison, they were rescued by one "Morty McFli", who used a time machine disguised as a black iPod to bring them back to the 80s, where they hide from Bureau officials to this day with the help of one Tom "Satan" Bombodil. Their reputations have been permanently soiled by the counts of grand larceny, escaping prison, and a ☼-class felony on par with 83rd degree murder.
Gregory Edgeworth was to appear before the Legal League of Attorneys to have his punishment decided for his Inverse Chewbacca Defense during the closing arguments, but stole the DeLorean to travel back to 2001, where he was involved in a certain incident and never seen from again.
Zanzetkuken the Great returned to his workplace and continued fixing the temporal anomalies caused by Marty and Brown. He later had a nice discussion with Time, who was delighted that the troublemakers had been jailed.
The jury members resumed service under the Lemon Government and still do not speak, which is why the deliberations were unanimous and determined by their facial expressions.
IcyTea31 got his hoverboard back and proceeded to become a business tycoon in the 482nd Dimension, popularizing hoverboards throughout 4.7/5ths of the multiverse.
The Canadian Judge went on to reside over a case in 2019 before disappearing under mysterious, unknown circumstances.
July 20th
10:52 AM HCT
Hyrule CastleWHAT? NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo............................
July 20th
10:52 PM EST
[Forumite] and Co. Law Offices((Anyone who feels like defending this one need only step forward.))
You're finally back from the stands for the McFly case. It's been a long day, and--
That voice can only mean one thing... oh god.
"Oh! You must be the lawyer here! I need help!"Oh, hai, CD-i Link!