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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #660 on: May 10, 2015, 10:14:05 am »
Quote from: Tawarochir on May 10, 2015, 07:19:52 am


"No. This is all completely relevant. I need to know why he's suing me."

Uh...Well, it's already common knowledge that you are a shield-thieving scoundrel.
You also need to post on my AD&D thread more often since you're the voice of reason and designated magic cat handler. I'm suing (sueing?) you for reckless endangerment (The medical bills of all the people Peradon/Plor blinded are piling up!) You're also being sued for twelfth-degree murder just because.
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #661 on: May 10, 2015, 10:46:11 am »
Quote from: Dampe on May 10, 2015, 10:14:05 am
-snip-

"Very well, then. So be it."

May 10th, 11:40 EST
District Courtroom
Courtroom #12




"The defense is ready, your honor...?"


"Looks like we'll need another judge..."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #662 on: May 10, 2015, 10:48:56 am »
"I'll volunteer."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #663 on: May 10, 2015, 11:05:22 am »
"I'll keep notes for the jury!"
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #664 on: May 10, 2015, 11:14:48 am »



"Ah, good to see you're... here... you were the defendant before... eh, it doesn't matter."


"And you're the plaintiff, I see..."


"..."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #665 on: May 10, 2015, 11:25:09 am »
: "It seems you aren't replying, very well. Be confused as to what is happening "


*SUDDENLY, COURT DOOR BURSTS OPEN, AND A LARGE MASS OF CHARACTERS COME IN, A SIGNIFICANT PART OF WHICH ARE SCYTHERS. THEY ARE ALSO ARMED WITH WEAPONRY*
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #666 on: May 10, 2015, 11:47:52 am »

"Not again."

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"Excellent work."

"Thanks, Mr. Tawarochir."
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #667 on: May 10, 2015, 12:07:47 pm »
*IMMEDIATELY AFTER, THE SCYTHER PARTS OF THE ARMY POP BACK TO EXISTENCE*

: "Even if that'd worked, only a part of my forces were scythers."
« Last Edit: May 10, 2015, 12:55:56 pm by poketwo »
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #668 on: May 10, 2015, 12:35:43 pm »
"boolean: DEFENSE_SYSTEMS_ACTIVE=true;"

"I've taken the liberty of installing a high-tech defense system."

Laser turrets pop out of the ceiling and the walls, angle themselves towards the scythers, and fire. I begin to charge the Mass Electron Scyther Extermination Cannon on my ray gun.
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #669 on: May 10, 2015, 12:59:08 pm »
*SADLY, THE GUNS ONLY TARGETED THE SCYTHERS, AND THE NON-SCYTHERS SOON FIRED AT THE TURRETS WITH ROCKETS AND LASERS OF THEIR OWN*
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #670 on: May 10, 2015, 01:07:14 pm »
Blitz somehow pulls a sword out of somewhere, before, too fast for the naked eye, cutting both the scyther and non-scyther parts of the army in half with said sword.
"God DAMMIT, POKETWO!"
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #671 on: May 10, 2015, 01:24:33 pm »
Frankly, it'd ridiculous to believe that any of this could have happened in a real court, without a precedent being found and shown. I advise you to look up "Massive Scyther Army vs Imperial Moonbase vs The People", to clarify matters.
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #672 on: May 10, 2015, 01:26:43 pm »
I propose myself for the post of Sergeant-at-Arms, to keep order in the court.
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #673 on: May 10, 2015, 01:27:57 pm »
*POKETWO'S FORCE DISAPPEAR AND QUICKLY REAPPEAR OUT OF NOWHERE, COMPLETELY HEALED
 
THEY FOCUS STUN-FIRE ON BLITZ*
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Re: Bay12 Courtroom: Dampe vs. Tawarochir
« Reply #674 on: May 10, 2015, 01:29:23 pm »
((Quickly reaper out of nowhere...?))
Quote from: poketwo on May 10, 2015, 01:27:57 pm
*THE NON-SCYTHER PARTS OF THE FORCE DISAPPEAR AND QUICKLY REAPER OUT OF NOWHERE, COMPLEATLY HEALED

THEY FOCUS STUN-FIRE ON BLITZ*
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