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[poketwo]

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[Sheb]

*Sheb come to poketwo and quickly wallop him in the face*

And that's three count of violating the laws of reality. I shall be surprised if you step out of prison anytime soon boy.

[IcyTea31]

"Might I propose the next court session be held at an undisclosed location? Lots of cameras and mics to make it 'public', sure, but something to prevent uninvited guests from suddenly entering and breaking the order."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Seriously Poketwo, an army?  You have severely weakened the prosecution in this case.  Your summoning has only shown that you hold no faith in the prosecution leading a punishment of Tawarochir.   As you hold one of the longer standing antagonism with him, you showing a lack of faith means that evidence against Tawarochir is unsubstantial or circumstantial at best.  As this has been shown to hold at least enough truth to make you concerned, this holds that Tawarochir is likely non-prosecutable for the charges, which means this trial should be dropped."

[poketwo]

*Sheb come to poketwo and quickly wallop him in the face*

And that's three count of violating the laws of reality. I shall be surprised if you step out of prison anytime soon boy.

: "Sorry, minimalism rejects your reality."


*THE FORCE IS STILL HERE, AND ATTACKING BLITZ + TURRETS*

"Seriously Poketwo, an army?  You have severely weakened the prosecution in this case.  Your summoning has only shown that you hold no faith in the prosecution leading a punishment of Tawarochir.   As you hold one of the longer standing antagonism with him, you showing a lack of faith means that evidence against Tawarochir is unsubstantial or circumstantial at best.  As this has been shown to hold at least enough truth to make you concerned, this holds that Tawarochir is likely non-prosecutable for the charges, which means this trial should be dropped."

: "THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE TRIAL"

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Sorry, jolly green jackass, but this ain't a minimalist RTD. We're in FG&RP, if you haven't noticed."
The force is slashed to pieces once more.

[poketwo]

: "They still have their properties. Like respawning for instance."

*THEY RESPAWN, AND THEN ONE OF THE HUMANS (DRESSED IN RED) SUMMONS UP SOME STRANGE BEASTS, WITH ONE THAT LOOKS LIKE IT WAS MADE INTO A TANK BEING THE LEADER OF THE BEASTS*

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Humans can't respawn, and I'm not sure why you'd think they can."
Blitz puts down his sword.
"Quite frankly, this is getting ridiculous. Let's just continue with the trial, 'mkay?"

[poketwo]

:  "Normal Humans can't, but these aren't 'normal' ones to begin with.


Sadly, if what I want to be done is to be done, we have to postpone the trial until either it is done, or we get another court thread."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"So, what, what you want is more important than what everybody else wants? Thats a little bit conceited, no?"

[Sheb]

"Or we could wait until you stop being an obnoxious asshole, but I guess that would be long..."

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"I'm an obnoxious asshole...?"
Blitz sits in the corner and cries.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

"Hmmm...is it just me, or is Poketwo seemingly begining to channel what possessed GreatWyrmGold nearing the end of his time on the forum?  I'm beginning to notice similar patterns between how I heard GreatWyrmGold was acting for the time before his ban and how Poketwo is seeming to act now.  May just be my paranoia, but it is a bit concerning..."

Blitz: "I believe Congressman Sheb was refering to Poketwo for his comment."

[NJW2000]

Enough faffing! Let the fools get the boring laser battles over, then we may observe the machinations of the court! And I can stop being so verbose and magesterial and get back to Cockney.

Talking of Cockney, you can have this.

*Hands sock to Scyther. He takes it.*

[poketwo]

: "Unless you are talking about derailing topics, I'm not showing similar patterns. I'm just here to resolve a declaration of war."