4chan is being a fag for me, so...
>be a DM
>playing Eberron 3.5
>party is led to a house by a druid's injured owl
>house is trapped as FUCK
>They see a pickaxe, but shrug it off. (important later)
>they all avoid and disable the traps, find a door with some crazy yapping of a Kobold
>Karrot Kayke (Gnome bard. Really crazy) begins to yell random gibberish after the Kobold yells shit in draconic
>tell him to roll
>rolls a nat 1
>Kobold starts screaming in common about how Karrot insulted his mother. He speaks in a heavy spanish accent.
>Spear stabs through the door and narrowly misses Karrot
>Karrot slams the door open and stares the Kobold straigt in the eye
>"IF YOU DONT STOP THAT SHIT, I WILL FUCKING TEAR YOUR GENITALS OFF!"
>roll to intimidate
>natural. fucking. 20.
>Me: "The Kobold gazes at you as dread fills his eyes. A foul stench fills the room as he shits his pants and backs away, tossing the darts he was filling with poison to the floor."
>Party is cheering
>Quim, halfing Cleric, recruits the Kobold to help them disable traps along the way
>They eventually reach the Kobold lair, the Kobold (who is named Darnith), says that a dangerous trap will spill alchemic fire if you entered the wrong code for the door
>Karrot: "They're Kobolds. Try 1234!"
>They get another character's psicrystal to punch in the numbers. Liquid fire starts pouring out, party backs the fuck away. Also triggers an alarm.
>Kobolds start pouring out, and Darnith activates his Plan B
>Says that he had the PCs prisoner. Kobold leader nodded and let them in, keeping close to a lever which locked ALL the doors in the hideout.
>Kobold searches Quim, steals her cl potion
>Karrot aint taking that shit. He rolls sleight of hand to undo the weak ropes and get his CL6 Magic Missile wand out
>Get all low spot checks for the Kobolds, they dont see
>Karrot uses the wand and one-shots two of the Kobolds.
>Karrot turns to the other Kobold, stares him in the eye
>"I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR HEAD OFF AND SHIT DOWN YOUR NECK!"
>roll intimidate
>nat 20. again.
>Me: "The Kobold pisses his pants and faints."
>Kobold pulls the lever. ALL the doors lock.
Now, there are several ways they could have opened the doors even if they were locked.
1: If they didnt kill any Kobolds, Darnith would have gladly done it. Now that they killed most of Darnith's friends, not so much.
2: The pickaxe from earlier. They could have mined the doors apart. Yay for subtle placements of plot devices.
3: Overload the alchemic fire trap and use it to blow the doors open. Or make bombs from it.
4: Improvise