Great natural magic, the stuff that flows through the universe to be channeled into a ring that shall let me influence the minds of those who wear the similar rings. after wards make the other 10 rings similar rings. Each ring gives its own unique bonus, the main ring, my ring, grants an incorporeal form in which you can not be hit through normal means but you can harm others. They others have a random good effect.
You're not skilled enough to make that without points.
Use my reality-distortion to warp the demons' prisons away from the university. Stick each one on a random, uninhabited planet in the galaxy.
[5] Done.
Break free, go on a destructive rampage.
[5] Both done. The general area around you is now a wasteland.
Use my hat to create 2 dozen more rabbits. Then have Whiskers train them all to be ninjas.
[2] The new rabbits are not successfully trained.
Pretend to remember that my suit has a auto heal, and that the pain was just repercussions from the painkillers it used to help heal me. "Wait, the nun touched it with her bare skin, so she died." Grab the grail, hoping that my amulet will protect me, and shout. "God has gifted me with the responsibility of slaying Satan with this holy grail, and thus, I am the only one who can lift it!"
[1] You grab the holy grail and die. Respawn?
My champion will continue to work on the time portal until it is controllable, works both ways, and can be turned off, with my commands to the portal having highest priority.
Inspect neighboring star systems for intelligent life to subjugate. If also possible, attempt to establish contact with Intertank.
Order given. [6] You find a rather large interstellar empire entirely surrounding you. Intertank contacted.
"A ring? Of course. Shame about that nun, though. Where did she come from, anyway?"
Set the judges free as NPCs who will judge all and punish the unrighteous. 2 points. Except for one, who will defend spazyak from legal attack.
They are already NPCs. They just don't have much to do right now.
What's this with me destroying humanity? I gave up that goal a while ago.
Ascend rank once more.
Time travel is involved with the recent mentions of you destroying humanity. [2] You don't gain any increase in status.
ME SIDEKICK AND ELDRITCH HORROR: START UNIVERSE PARTY
[3] You start a large party.
Turn everything in the domain of my power a tiny bit bluer, because blue calms the mind and makes people less likely to rebel against me.
[
1] Everything's red now.
Punch Coolrune
[3] You manage to twist yourself so that you lightly tap Coolrune.
Well it's been eighty pages. How long did my self sufficient, god force field protected city bound within the place between places, far away from anything you would do, take to be destroyed. How many points do I have?
actually I reconstructed the force field and the city. I have worked hard to protect humanity only for those worthless ass holes to ruin it.
Seriously? Again? I built Bubblaria using nothing but a toaster half the innards of a refrigeration unit and an iPod! I just wanted to protect people and make everyone happy and reign as God-Mayor for eternity! But nooooooooooo! Everyone wants to destroy it for some reason! Screw that!
I use 10 points to resurrect Bubblaria and make it and everyone within it immortal and indestructible to actions with the goal or outcome being it's disestablishment as a city or causing significant damage to part of the city that is not a threat to the rest with these changes being applied to any repairs or additions.
As a side note I believe the populous was incapable of doing anything besides maintaining themselves and society without my direct intervention thus making any political movement or change psychologically impossible. And of course by resurrect I mean temporally reset to where it was pre-destruction.
There have been three resets. This reset has a copy of Bubblaria, I don't remember if the other ones did. I think that the first Bubblaria was intact when the first reset happened, and has not been interfered with. As point totals and the player list were reset when the resets happened, you do not have 10 points. You have 3 points right now.
Sorry Guyies, So Must Ask I allow to make own my empire you know allow I join Interstellar Committee Board
As long as you do not invade UDC teritory or hel, als please take a ring of power.
Okay, I will Reminder, So Do Remember anything
To see if I'm am Esper from zero escape, Two point aid
You are not an Esper.
Ummnn can I join?
Yes, and merely asking if you can join counts as joining.
Study at my wizard university.
[5] You learn wizardry.
Upgrade the portal as ordered.
[1] You break the portal. It's still repairable.
Beirus: 51
Nosaneinme: 8
AoshimaMichio: 28
Sarrak: 44
High tyrol: 51
endlessblaze: 36
Salsacookies: 47
poketwo: 51
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 15
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 30
Generally me: 7
Paphi: 2
Coolrune206: 3
DoctorMcTaalik: 24
conein: 12
H4zardZ1: 9
Whisperling: 22
Hiddenleafguy: 11
FallacyofUrist: 14
Megggas: 11
Elephant Parade: 5
The Froggy Ninja: 4
Tomasque: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has a lot of clones that will guard them.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
Is surrounded by an interstellar empire.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Dead.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Elephant Parade
Is a wizard.
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Everywhere
Is red.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a broken, large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off. Or turned on without repairs.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
Earth is devastated/Isn't devastated.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel/ remains alive.
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
Turn 21
Paphi drains part of the spaceship-controlling horror's power.
The Protector gains a large increase in power.
Nosaneinme unseals the spaceship-controlling horror and places it in its spaceship.
Turn 22
The Protector's power is increased further.
Turn 23
Spaceship-controlling horror resealed.
conein spawns as a powerful superhero.
Turn 24
Paphi's champion becomes an NPC.
Turn 25
Coolrune's clones gain anti-mind-control jewellery.
Orks rebel against spazyak.
Spacehip-controlling horror reunsealed.
Turn 26
Generally me gains enough power to create universes, at the cost of versatility.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER becomes the concept of cubes given material form.
Turn 27
Generally me creates an unstable-star-filled galaxy.
Turn 28
Orks genocided.
Generally me creates 5 sapient species in their galaxy.
Turn 29
New portal between Earth and Paphi's planet opened.
Turn 30
Conein gets an even more powerful sidekick.
Turn 31
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER finds a wand of wishing.
Turn 32
Generally me enslaves the leaders of the species in their galaxy.
Turn 33
The UDC forms.
Hell is sealed off.
Turn 34
Hiddenleafguy takes over Local Hell.
spazyak, Satan's palace and one of Paphi's moons are destroyed.
Turn 35
Earth is restored to it's former glory/ remains at it's current glory.
Non-player orks lose the ability to do anything but attack Paphi.
Turn 36
Coolrune206 ascends to the status of hypergod.
Turn 37
Generally me dies.
Turn 38
Generally me respawns as time.
Turn 39
Time loop starts.
Turn 44
Time loop ends.
Paradoxes start being ignored.
Coolrune206 is weakened.
Turn 45
Coolrune206 regains their power.
Nunzillor and Paphi create a large army of extremely powerful judges.
Turn 46
Hiddenleafguy finds the holy grail.
Turn 47
Elephant Parade's university is built.
Turn 48
DoctorMcTaalik is freed.
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