anyone want eternal youth? Anyone, not you Nullinzor you need to get medical attention first. Well time to help me hidden leaf and let me ascend to the Angel of sin and death.
Use the magic and UDC™ Technology!to empowa my self +1 points for luck
What magic are you using?
"Not really, the main reason that I needed the holy grail was to defeat Satan, and eat his power. Nun, grab the grail, I think that demon broke my arms." Pretend that my arms are broken.
[6] You convince the nun to take the holy grail. She dies as soon as she touches it.
"Not really, the main reason that I needed the holy grail was to defeat Satan, and eat his power. Nun, grab the grail, I think that demon broke my arms." Pretend that my arms are broken.
"Broken arms, huh? I'll ask one of those judges to help."
Get a judge to take the holy grail. Action for self: fix the undoubtedly broken arms.
The judge refuses due to the nun dying when she touched it. [3] You examine Hiddenleafguy's arms, but don't locate the damage.
Start potty training Whiskers, so that he doesn't make any messes on my side of the wasteland. Also teach him how to do a backflip.
[6] Potty and ninja training complete.
Perform mighty deeds in order to increase my rank.
[4] You gain one rank. You now have the rank of principality.
Spawn as a wizard. Begin constructing a wizard university.
Spawn as a wizard. Begin constructing a wizard university.
Assist.
Spawn as a wizard. Begin constructing a wizard university.
Assist.
[2] You are not a wizard. [4
+2] You do, however, create a wizard university that is dangerous and riddled with sealed demons.
me and eldritch horror: rescue sidekick
[4] Sidekick rescued.
My champion, having built the portal, is best suited to integrate the time machine. +1
I will free Cthulu. +1
Order and point to action given.
[2
+1] You damage Cthulhu's prison heavily enough that he can free himself.
Spawn as a wizard. Begin constructing a wizard university.
Give this man a hat.
[6] You give him an extremely large, fancy, and impractical hat.
Warp reality so that everyone likes me, but no further. +2 points.
[
1+2] You make everyone slightly more friendly towards you.
My champion, having built the portal, is best suited to integrate the time machine. +1
I will free Cthulu. +1
So mind if I ask what you're planning on doing with that time machine? Also could I use it to keep past me from attacking you so I remain in control of hell.
Power, of course. And I suppose you could.
Which galaxy am I in?
One nowhere near the milky way, but in the same supercluster.
With Six point in hand, Destoyer of humanity parpend to DEFEATTTTTTTTTT!(in over-top anime voice)
[1
+6] You prevent AoshimaMichio's death and the devastation of Earth. They then both happen and not happen.
Merge the time portal with the other portal.
[6
+1] You combine them, but the resulting portal needs an interface to not go to random times and places. Also you can't turn it off.
Beirus: 50
Nosaneinme: 7
AoshimaMichio: 27
Sarrak: 43
High tyrol: 50
endlessblaze: 35
Salsacookies: 46
poketwo: 50
spazyak: 2
Nunzillor: 14
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 29
Generally me: 6
Paphi: 1
Coolrune206: 2
DoctorMcTaalik: 23
conein: 11
H4zardZ1: 8
Whisperling: 21
Hiddenleafguy: 10
FallacyofUrist: 13
Megggas: 10
Elephant Parade: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Can always act in the present.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Time.
Has a lot of clones that will guard them.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
A magical and eldritch robot.
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Megahypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on any scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has extremely malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
A principality.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Has equal power to a god.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
Seal is heavily damaged.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet.
Has an even more powerful sidekick with eldritch magic.
Has a very powerful eldritch horror serving them.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Ruled a fairly large section of Hell.
Has found, but does not have, the holy grail.
Whisperling
A sapient paradox.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Cannot perceive DoctorMcTaalik.
Megggas
Has a rabbit-creating hat.
Has Whiskers, a ninja bunny.
Elephant Parade
Has a dangerous wizard university.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Time paradoxes are ignored.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Has a few portals to devastated sections of Hell on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by a demon lord loyal to Satan.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few mortals on it.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large, uncontrolled portal that can be used for time travel, but cannot be turned off.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.
Reboot happens, Beirus is reality.
Turn 1
spazyakism founded.
endlessblaze ascends to godhood.
Alternate conein becomes a superhero with the ability to control metal.
Turn 2
Future Sarrak creates some portals between Hell and Earth.
Turn 3
Generally me gains omniscience.
Alternate spazyak ascends to godhood.
Turn 4
Government of the Bubblaria are converts to spazyakism.
Bubblaria enters Hell.
Turn 5
AoshimaMichio damages seal of spaceship-controlling horror, gets controlled.
Turn 6
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER abolishes currency in Bubblaria.
Turn 7
Nosaneinme's timesuit becomes functional.
Nunzillor builds a time portal, is stopped from activating it.
Turn 8
AoshimaMichio finds a world-destroying tank.
Timothy is created.
Sarrak merges with Hell.
Turn 9
spazyak becomes a construct of demonic magic.
Turn 10
Earth is devastated/Isn't devastated.
Coolrune206 reascends to godhood.
Everything in Bubblaria made free.
Turn 11
AoshimaMichio respawns as an angel/ remains alive.
Near-incorruptible computer that manages good distribution created in Bubblaria.
Turn 12
Ban on altering without permission or resetting endlessblaze's creations added.
Turn 13
Hell converted into tiny clones of Coolrune206.
AoshimaMichio becomes an archangel.
Turn 14
Paphi becomes a moon.
Turn 15
Nunzillor respawns as a demon.
Turn 16
Paphi becomes all of their planet's moons.
Turn 17
spazyak takes over the area of Hell around Bubblaria.
Turn 18
AoshimaMichio is sealed away.
Generally me gains one-use immunity to reboots.
Paphi summons hordes of voidbeasts.
Turn 19
Portal between Paphi's planet and Earth created.
Turn 20
The Protector is made.
Turn 21
Paphi drains part of the spaceship-controlling horror's power.
The Protector gains a large increase in power.
Nosaneinme unseals the spaceship-controlling horror and places it in its spaceship.
Turn 22
The Protector's power is increased further.
Turn 23
Spaceship-controlling horror resealed.
conein spawns as a powerful superhero.
Turn 24
Paphi's champion becomes an NPC.
Turn 25
Coolrune's clones gain anti-mind-control jewellery.
Orks rebel against spazyak.
Spacehip-controlling horror reunsealed.
Turn 26
Generally me gains enough power to create universes, at the cost of versatility.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER becomes the concept of cubes given material form.
Turn 27
Generally me creates an unstable-star-filled galaxy.
Turn 28
Orks genocided.
Generally me creates 5 sapient species in their galaxy.
Turn 29
New portal between Earth and Paphi's planet opened.
Turn 30
Conein gets an even more powerful sidekick.
Turn 31
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER finds a wand of wishing.
Turn 32
Generally me enslaves the leaders of the species in their galaxy.
Turn 33
The UDC forms.
Hell is sealed off.
Turn 34
Hiddenleafguy takes over Local Hell.
spazyak, Satan's palace and one of Paphi's moons are destroyed.
Turn 35
Earth is restored to it's former glory/ remains at it's current glory.
Non-player orks lose the ability to do anything but attack Paphi.
Turn 36
Coolrune206 ascends to the status of hypergod.
Turn 37
Generally me dies.
Turn 38
Generally me respawns as time.
Turn 39
Time loop starts.
Turn 44
Time loop ends.
Paradoxes start being ignored.
Coolrune206 is weakened.
Turn 45
Coolrune206 regains their power.
Nunzillor and Paphi create a large army of extremely powerful judges.
Turn 46
Hiddenleafguy finds the holy grail.
Turn 47
Elephant Parade's university is built.
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