Keep meditating on magic.
[1] You forget your knowledge of magic.
Spend 5 points dissolving the seal.
[1
+2] You weaken the seal so that it only affects about half of Hell.
Increase my power, giving me a passive boost to all rolls. +5 points.
If I am attacked, defend myself with the protector and my new hyper-god powers.
[4
+2] You gain a boost to the malevolence of your rolls.
equip my galactic navy with the new UDC technology +1 points for luck and so that if I completely screw up, my navy won't blow itself up.
[2
+1] You partially upgrade the navy.
Get Timothy to reality warp a clone of me into existence +1
Get my Anti God Empire to nullify all of Coolrunes creations
Take away Coolrunes new powers
UDC help me
Timothy can still reality warp specific things right?
Get Timothy to reality warp a clone of me into existence +1
Get my Anti God Empire to nullify the protector swords power
Beat up Coolrune
UDC help me beat up Coolrune
Timothy can still reality warp specific things right?
"Are you still trying to kill me?"
"Please stop that. I'm simply trying to ascend in order to heal more people. Don't make me "PROTECTOR" you."
The reason I'm attacking is because I'm bored and because there is nothing else to do for me other than beat people up. Also I don't like you constantly ascending in god hood.
"But... that's rude."
"So.... an unprovoked attack..."
"Ehem. One moment, going to shout."
"DUE TO THE UNPROVOKED NATURE OF THIS ATTACK, AND THE FACT THAT I AM A SUPERIOR DEITY OF HEALING, I AM CALLING EVERYONE TO ASSIST ME. TIM! YOU THERE? COME HELP! CLONES, MIND ASSISTING ME? IT WOULD PROVE INVALUABLE. IF NOTHING ELSE, HEAL ME IF I SHOULD TAKE HARM."
Timothy politely refuses to create a clone of Generally me.
Generally me is killed by Coolrune's clones. Generally me: respawn?
FIND EVEN MORE ORKS!
[4] You find a few more orks.
Produce more anti mind control jewelry and distribute among divine beings who do not already have one. +2
[2
+2] You hand out more anti-mind-control jewelry.
"Well, i will not take the risk"
me and sidekick: meditate for magic power. These are 2 different rolls i guess?
[5] You become a wizard.
[6] Your sidekick learns eldritch magic.
Drive some demon lords mad, for the hell of it.
[3] You drive a single demon lord mad.
"The legitimacy of his threat was irrelevant. Make no mistake, he held significant power. He harnesses great power even now."
If he really tried to kill you, you should've tried to stop him from aggressive action, but not with murder. You should've used that points to something else like sealing him in a inescapable cage that you can release at anytime.
Get experience with spaceships. Mostly because it's still too chaotic.
[3] You learn basic spaceship piloting.
Check on my world.
[2] The mortals on it haven't made any progress.
Punch through the barricade.
[4] You smash the barricade.
"Thank you, Hiddenleafguy."
Make sure the souls destined for Hell get there.
[4] Done.
Beirus: 40
Nosaneinme: 3
AoshimaMichio: 17
Sarrak: 35
High tyrol: 40
endlessblaze: 32
Salsacookies: 36
poketwo: 40
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 9
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 23
Generally me: 7
Paphi: 3
Coolrune206: 3
DoctorMcTaalik: 13
conein: 8
H4zardZ1: 3
Whisperling: 11
Hiddenleafguy: 3
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Dead.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Has malevolent rolls.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Is a wizard.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
Sidekick has eldritch magic.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
Knows basic spaceship piloting.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is partly sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by Hiddenleafguy.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few tribes of mortals in relatively safe places.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.