it seems that trying to build stuff will just make me roll a 1. But still... Me: try building base again. Sidekick: EDIT: medidate to gain knowledge of magic, required pointz
[6] You build a massive castle filled with deathtraps.
[2] Your sidekick doesn't gain any knowledge of magic.
Meditate on the nature of magic.
[3] You learn some extremely minor magic.
Order my army to perform a pincher maneuver on the northern orcs, also just for myself if possible attempt to unseal hell.
[5] You successfully remove all orks from your region of Hell.
Hell's seal is far beyond your ability to remove without points.
Re spawn as naval commander of the udc +2points
Re spawn as naval commander of the udc +2points
Assist. Because i only have 1 points and don't know what to do.
[2
+2+1] Done.
Reality warp a clone of myself into existence called Jimothy +1 for luck
Empire go and get better at defeating gods
Galaxy wide Civ get better technology
Jim the space unicorn is free and can do what ever he wants
Creating a clone is far too specific for your reality warping.
[6] Your empire creates weapons that damage anything that a god created that isn't heavily warded, such as the laws of physics. They haven't used them.
[4] You improve the UDC's technology.
You then free Jim.
R'yleh is still beneath the oceans on Earth, right? Not Hell?
Due to you having effected something in Hell and nothing on Earth after Hell's seal was made, R'yleh cannot be outside of Hell.
Ascend to hypergod. +5 points.
[2
+2] You are now a hypergod, which means that you are powerful enough to preform reality warping on a galactic scale.
So why are people trying to attack Paphi? He is friendly! To me!
He has tried to kill a lot of us and just committed murder after i agreed not to hinder his progress. He violated a terms of peace and started this war, you can be on one side, NO NEUTRALITY!
You're the only one I've tried to kill, and I warned you. My terms of peace were surrendering your power, which you refused. If you don't threaten me, I won't threaten you.
Keep in mind an entire planet of nightmares worships me. And I am by no means mortal.
In fact, restrict the weakening effect of my planet to only hinder hostile beings +3. Send the champion back to Earth, the restored one, on another search for power. See if homeworld can come up with some fancy science.
[1
+2] You weaken the weakening effect of your world against non-hostile beings.
Order given.
[4] You set up some labs on your world.
Dream some more.
[2] You fail to dream.
Make Earth Capital of my empire, Then Go seen find remain humans to repopulate the earth.
All hail TimeMaker lord
Humanity was restored with the rest of Earth.
Go and search for power.
[1] You find a barricade around the portal.
Beirus: 39
Nosaneinme: 2
AoshimaMichio: 18
Sarrak: 34
High tyrol: 39
endlessblaze: 31
Salsacookies: 35
poketwo: 39
spazyak: 1
Nunzillor: 8
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 22
Generally me: 6
Paphi: 2
Coolrune206: 7
DoctorMcTaalik: 12
conein: 7
H4zardZ1: 2
Whisperling: 10
Hiddenleafguy: 7
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Has a recharged wand of wishing with 2 charges.
Has a blessed scroll of charging.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited, high-tech planet.
Rules an interstellar empire.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Hypergod of healing.
Can warp reality on a galactic scale.
Powers are weakened by religious stuff. (Gods don't count.)
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
Rules Earth.
Has lost 1 moon.
Is nearly immune to being sealed.
DoctorMcTaalik
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
Is Cthulhu.
Is sealed in R'lyeh.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
Has a more-powerful sidekick.
Has a deathtrap-riddled castle.
On Paphi's planet with their sidekick.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
poketwo
A dead ork.
Has a lot of dead orks following them.
Has a legion of demons willing to fight for them.
Some of the ork followers are loyal to the demons.
Hiddenleafguy
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Whisperling
A ghost.
Can control any number of souls.
Has extremely minor magic.
spazyak
The naval commander of the UDC.
Altered laws
endlessblaze's creations are placed somewhere safe upon reboots and cannot be modified without his permission.
Non-player orks cannot do anything but attack Paphi.
Earth
Fully restored.
Has a self-replicating robot army on it.
Hell
Has no planets.
Is composed of very tiny clones of Coolrune206, all of which are divine and have anti-mind-control jewellery.
Greatly weakens chaos magic.
Is sealed away from the rest of reality.
Satan's palace
In hell.
Powered by the Spaceship-controlling horror's power, and due to that attempts to control everyone who messes with the wiring.
Local Hell
The area of Hell near Bubblaria.
Ruled by Hiddenleafguy.
Bubblaria
A city.
Very large.
Bigger on the inside.
Has a very complicated tunnel network under it.
In Hell.
Not actually called Bubblaria.
Under the control of a anarcho-socialist movement.
Practically an anarchy.
Goods are distributed by an impartial and incorruptible computer based on peoples needs and performance.
Cavern full of houses
Part of Local Hell.
The houses are haunted by helpful damned souls.
endlessblaze's planet
About half is composed of lush grassy plains.
About half is barren.
Surface covered in murderous plants.
Its grass makes the area around it cold.
Has rivers of liquid fire.
Timothy's world
A death world.
Thriving.
Has a few tribes of mortals in relatively safe places.
Generally me's empire
Interstellar.
Relatively well-equipped to fight a god.
Has anti-anything-created-by-a-god weapons, which affect the laws of physics.
Paphi's planet
Orbited by Paphi.
Covered in voidbeasts.
Voidbeasts have an orderly and helpful caste system.
Voidbeasts worship Paphi and the Spaceship-controlling horror.
Weakens everything on it that isn't an eldritch horror.
Has some very minor damage to reality on it.
Has some labs on it.
Has a large, barricaded portal to Earth on it.
Generally me's galaxy
10% unstable stars by mass.
Has the UDC, a galaxy-wide civilization advanced enough to detonate unstable stars.
The government of the UDC is under the control of Generally me.