Upgrade the wand, then pass Beirus some coffee beans.
[2] You fail to improve your wand in any way.
[4] You get one of your clones to give Beirus a planet-sized sphere of coffee beans.
Gather up mour boyz far Da WWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[4] You gain more troops.
Gather up mour boyz far Da WWWAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
orbital strike with space ship while I charge with my daemons and strike him down. Bolster up my forces and my own attacks with daemonic magic. Have forge world build a carrier class ship and a couple squadrons of fighters with two frigates and a destroyer for protecting it. Also have it produce armor and weapons for me and the legion[
KILL DA FILTHY ORK.
[2
+3+5 vs. 6
+5] spazyak loses against the orks, but survives the battle.
Make actual coffee this time.
[3
+1] You finally make coffee.
over the HPA System (hell Public anouncment) blares:Note to anyone in hell. If you cause damage on purpose or through stupid things like summoning an eldritch horror, I will kill you. Earth is in hell and currently has orks rampaging through Oceania. If you could kindly pick up a gun and flack suit from your local emergency armory and help me, you would receive a bonus to pay and be tutored one bit of magic by me.
There is a reply over the same system:
"Please get off the planewide channel. Also, stop threatening everyone in Hell.""HMMM? I need no pitiful mortal weapon. I carry a blade that slays gods and a stick that kills mortals on contact. Armor however.... do you have anything in Orange and white, preferably a chain curaiss?"
That could easily be made by my forge world
Have an orange and white chain curaiss and power armor made by my forge world
[2] They don't know how to make those.
Gain combat bonuses+1 points.
[4
+1] You become fairly skilled at martial arts.
Create a Galaxy.
[6] You create a galaxy that is about 10% unstable stars, by mass.
Explain people attending my peace conference that peace and stability should be uphold all the time. Enforced even. By force if necessary.
[1] They disagree and throw you out of your own peace conference.
"Let's just open it up to a vote. The doctor, is he guilty or not?
...
Not that it matters so much, with everything else going on..."
there orks right out side the city. Already many are dead.
"Unacceptable."
Cause the ground to open up and swallow the invading Ork army whole. Needed points +2.
5 points charged. [1
+2] You create a chasm under the orks, but don't kill most of them.
Give my champion a caste army and have them work on a portal to somewhere.
[1] You start ordering your champion to create a portal, then change your mind.
Create some robotic minions to hold the world Nosaneinme just conquered.
[2] You fail for some reason that should probably be obvious to you, but isn't.
"Let's just open it up to a vote. The doctor, is he guilty or not?
...
Not that it matters so much, with everything else going on..."
Finally finish the trial.
[
5 vs.
6] DoctorMcTaalik is found guilty, but not sentenced.
Beirus: 30
Nosaneinme: 3
AoshimaMichio: 10
Sarrak: 25
High tyrol: 30
endlessblaze: 22
Salsacookies: 26
poketwo: 30
spazyak: 4
Nunzillor: 7
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 15
Generally me: 2
Paphi: 5
Coolrune206: 6
DoctorMcTaalik: 10
conein: 6
H4zardZ1: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited planet.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
DoctorMcTaalik
Found guilty of attempted rebellion, but has not been sentenced.
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
poketwo
An ork.
Rules an army of orks.
Trapped with their army.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
Skilled martial artist.
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