Investigate the strange-space. Have my champion establish an outpost, wherever it is.
[5] You find that the strange-space contains very minor damage to reality. You then tell your champion to set up an outpost next to it.
Spawn. Look around.
That's almost always the first action (that happen), no?
Edit: Grammar
You are a human in a demonic base, near the entrance.
TAKE DA BOYZ(ORKS) TA RAVENGE 'ELL!!!!
Kill poketwo, warboss of the orks.
[5
+3 vs. 2
+5] Conein's assassination attempt fails, and then poketwo tears a path through Hell.
Gain the ability to summon whole universes into existence +4
[5
+1] Done, except that your reality warping can only be used to create things, and you cannot be specific about the details of what you create via reality warping.
"But if everyone is in peace, there is no one to heal! You'll put me out of a job!!!"
"..."
"Don't make me touch you with this doom-stick"
If Aoshima Michio doesn't stop trying to create the new law, poke him with my kill-stick to halt him. If he does stop, simply put the doom-stick away for now and try to conjure up a wand to boost healing powers. + 2 Points
[2
+2] You create a wand that will prevent you from catastrophically failing when healing.
The voice of reality booms. "AoshimaMichio and 'Generally me'. You will reconsider your actions or I will evict you from me-ality. No god-killing armies or forced peace."
Gonna kick out AoshimaMichio and/or Generally if they continue with those actions. Use 15 points for both or 9 points for it if just Generally or Aoshima. If they do comply, go try to make coffee again. No points for coffee.
[2] You create several substances with unusual properties, none of which are coffee.
"Why is reality itself against peace? Pease is only good thing!"
Summon everybody for universal peace negotiations.
[3] Several people attend. Most of them are confused by the call for peace negotiations.
Polymorph into a Gelatinous cube.
5 points
[6
+4] You are now the concept of cubes, given wobbly and material form.
Find an Nice Planet to Invade now,Hope this be Easy
[3
+1] You take over an inhabited planet.
Ask Nunzillor and spazyak to finish the trial already.
[6] You send them an extremely profanity-riddled request.
Build an outpost where I was ordered to build it.
[3] You build a small outpost next to the strange area.
Beirus: 29
Nosaneinme: 2
AoshimaMichio: 9
Sarrak: 24
High tyrol: 29
endlessblaze: 21
Salsacookies: 25
poketwo: 29
spazyak: 3
Nunzillor: 11
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 14
Generally me: 1
Paphi: 4
Coolrune206: 5
DoctorMcTaalik: 9
conein: 5
H4zardZ1: 4
Beirus
Is reality.
Doesn't have very fine control over himself.
spazyak
A construct of demonic magic.
Also a demon.
Can use magic.
Repelled by religious stuff.
Knows how to create and repair seals for eldritch horrors.
Has worshippers that ignore him in favor of killing infidels.
Has a starship that can move at 3 times the speed of light.
Rules a fairly large section of Hell.
Has a forge world.
Has a powerful seal for eldritch horrors.
endlessblaze
A god.
High tyrol
Private in Bubblaria's military.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has small company of mercenaries.
Has complete knowledge of the alignment of everyone who has ever worshipped God.
Has basic demonic magic.
The concept of cubes, given material form.
Generally me
Omniscient.
Can create things up to and including universes, but cannot specify the details of what he creates with that.
Has Jim the interstellar space unicorn.
Has one-use immunity to reboots.
Nosaneinme
Has time-traveling near-indestructible suit.
Rules an inhabited planet.
Sarrak
Can tell which dimension he is in.
Can reply to telepathy.
Merged with hell.
In constant contact with the minds of all demons.
Has complete knowledge of demonic magic.
Coolrune206
Major god of healing.
Cannot start combat with endlessblaze.
Has the Protector, a sword that gives a very large power boost (For gods) if used against someone who is attacking or is about to attack.
Has a staff that kills any mortals it touches.
Has a wand that protects the user from 1s when healing.
Nunzillor
Owns inactive controlled time portal without a way to turn it off in Bubblaria.
Is a fairly skilled demonic hunter.
Has an army of demons approximately equal to AoshimaMichio's army.
AoshimaMichio
An archangel.
Will be revived by angels if killed.
May enact Judgement Day and judge souls.
Knows how to mass-produce anti-mind-control jewellery.
Paphi
All of a planet's moons.
Has a lot of eldritch power.
DoctorMcTaalik
On trial.
Has angered a lot of demon lords.
conein
A superhero.
Can fly.
Is nearly invulnerable.
Has greatly increased strength.
poketwo
An ork.
Rules an army of orks.
H4zardZ1
In a demonic base.
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