It was reality we're currently in. It was [4], so, at some point of time in the past/future, I guess.
The coffee arrives in the
"real world" several years in the future.
I don't even know how many realities there are or which one I'm in.
If there's still coffee around me then have miners mine it.
If carrier drones do not have FTL drive yet, then desing one and have builders build and install it.
Install FTL communications device into carrier drones and warship drones.
[2] You fail to figure out FTL travel that doesn't need your reality-warping abilities.
You create and install communication devices in those drones.
Search voidspace for anything interesting.
[5] You find some friendly eldritch horrors.
bigjaredmonkey: 16
Nunzillor: 17
poketwo: 26
Paphi: 19
AoshimaMichio: 10
Generally me: 6
High tyrol: 6
Beirus: 22
Sarrak: 13
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 15
LuckyKobold: 24
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
Dead.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Self and machines are immune to coffee.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones with FTL communication.
Has carrier drones with FTL communication.
Has FTL communication.
Has a lot of raw materials.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 400 strong (as of turn 24), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Know where some sapient, aggressive squids are.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Have several baconflours.
About 50% are dead.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
About half are dead.