All drones get on board of the carrier drones. Travel to area that won't be threatened by coffee for a while. +2
I don't think there is a place that is not your interior that is not threatened by the coffee and would not become threatened if you went there.
Materialize multiple copies of the baconflour and distribute it to the mages. 3 points.
[2
+2] Done.
Get some better coffee, damn. I can't watch the last world's moments with this one!
[5] You get some nigh-perfect coffee.
Just checking in. How thoroughly destroyed is Bubblaria?
It's been completely destroyed.
PREVENT GRAVITY FROM FLIPING ON ORIGINAL TURN 3, REQUIRED POINTS+2
7 points charged. [4
+2] You cause a time paradox, [2] resulting in the rest of the time before the first reboot becoming inaccessible.
Find out what happened while we were isolated.
[3] Not much happened, as far as you can tell.
Use the baconflours to kill the defenders of reality.
Turn the baconflour's power against the broccoli mages.
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6] [5
+2+5 vs. 2
+9] The broccoli mages kill about half of the defenders of reality, but the baconflour kills half of the broccoli mages.
The coffee spreads into Elephant parade's area, [2] and dissolves them. Elephant parade: respawn?
bigjaredmonkey: 14
Nunzillor: 15
poketwo: 24
Paphi: 17
AoshimaMichio: 12
Generally me: 4
High tyrol: 4
Beirus: 25
Sarrak: 18
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 19
LuckyKobold: 22
poketwo
Dead.
Before first reboot, at turn 3, in Bubblaria.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
Very outside of reality.
Insane.
Understands many variants of geometry.
Knows how to use all kinds of magic available to mortals.
Rules all realities.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has a trebuchet and a lot of incendiary ammo for it.
Beirus
A reality, in infinite pieces.
Omniscient.
Torn into smaller shreds than usual.
Has self-replicating coffee.
Sarrak
A reality.
Omniscient.
Torn into shreds.
bigjaredmonkey
A god.
Use of their divine power has a good chance of damaging reality.
High tyrol
A repair horror.
Elephant Parade
Dead.
AoshimaMichio
Sapient machine that can make more machines as extensions.
Is incorporated into a mobile fortress that is secure from all non-reality-warpers.
Extension-machines are always loyal unless tampered with.
Has overambitious miner and builder drones.
Miner drones are extremely numerous.
Miner drones are idle.
Builder drones are idle.
Has highly efficient matter converter.
Has combat drones guarding other drones.
Has 16 very powerful warship drones.
Has carrier drones capable of briefly surviving acidic coffee.
Has FTL communication.
Has a lot of raw materials.
Is surrounded by apocalyptic coffee.
Generally me
Has army of mildly amusing space cats with swords 400 strong (as of turn 24), which gains 100 members per turn.
Altered laws and "inevitable" events
poketwo gains vast amounts of power.
Players cannot kill or destroy other player's creations directly.
AoshimaMichio will die on turn 35.
Notable current events
Highly acidic and teleporting self-replicating coffee trying to destroy everywhere of note.
Outside of reality
Eldritch horrors cannot manipulate it.
bigjaredmonkey's reality
About the size of a large planet.
Under bigjaredmonkey's complete control.
Resistant to bigjaredmonkey damaging it.
Has lots of holes in it.
Filled with apocalyptic coffee.
Repair horrors
Eldritch horrors created for repairing reality.
Can survive almost any damage to reality.
Have free will.
Think art should not be made.
Cannot make useful minds.
In the future of an alternate timeline.
Know where and when the players start acting.
Have a virus that extracts the minds of those it infects and gives it to them.
Have a shield.
Broccoli mages
Mages made of broccoli.
Believe themselves to be perfect morally.
Believe anyone else who does not live up to extremely high standards to be evil.
Have a base.
Have powerful weapons against eldritch horrors.
Know how to make the baconflour, an unholy, reality-warping, universe-reshaping, hard-to-control, mass-producible combination of bacon and flour.
Have several baconflours.
About 50% are dead.
Defenders of reality
Very similar to the repair horrors.
Plan to commit omnicide to prevent any damage to reality.
About half are dead.
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