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End it.

3 (27.3%)

Reboot it.

8 (72.7%)

Neither.

0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[Sarrak]

Put reality back together.

Yeah.

[taat]

Make burgers out of the corpses

[AoshimaMichio]

Being superior being I provide superior training for employees to improve quality of hamburgers.

[Paphi]

Oh, hello there, insanity. It's been a while!

Wait for inspiration. In the meantime, put those Secrets to use by similarly fragmenting time.

[Beirus]

Being superior being I provide superior training for employees to improve quality of hamburgers.

This guy right here may be on the fast - track to being the next General Manager.

[ShadowDragon]

RESURECT

Done.

Put reality back together.

Put reality back together.

Yeah.

[6+1] You stick shards together in such a way that most of reality has it's laws of physics changing. [3] The first McDonalds is connected to vacuum with the same laws of physics, and air is going away.

Ingest pizza!

[5] You become a wizard via pizza.

Make burgers out of the corpses

[4] Done.

Being superior being I provide superior training for employees to improve quality of hamburgers.

[3] You improve the skill of your employees a little.

Oh, hello there, insanity. It's been a while!

Wait for inspiration. In the meantime, put those Secrets to use by similarly fragmenting time.

[1] You reinforce time.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 18
Sarrak: 28
Lielac: 26
Elephant Parade: 29
Paphi: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 22
poketwo: 9
bigjaredmonkey: 29
LordSlowpoke: 32
taat: 11
AoshimaMichio: 12
Coolrune206: 24
TalonisWolf: 28
Nunzillor: 16

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
  Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god, but anything made with said godhood will cease to exist as soon as that power is lost.
  Outside of reality.
  Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of TalonisWolf.
  Before turn 22.
  Insane.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Is space wizard in space.
  Knows Ray of Unfreezing, which unfreezes everything in it's area of effect.
taat
  Alive.
AoshimaMichio
  Superior.
  Has fast food place.
Coolrune206
  Dead.
TalonisWolf
  Is 3 counterfeit points.
  Has 1 counterfeit point, which is part of him.
Nunzillor
  Sapient subatomic particle.
poketwo
  Has the highest killcount.
  Dead.
  Banned from the first McDonalds.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Mostly has shifting laws of physics.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
    All players are unable to gain abilities or spend points after Beirus's action on turn 22.
    All players are cursed to work as a cashier at reality's first McDonalds with no chance of promotion.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  About a billion independent pizza golems.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
  Space criminals under the rule of Paphi.
  Has interfragment portal network.
  Frozen in time.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  125 pizza golems.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.
First McDonalds
  Has a bunch of human burgers.
  Air draining away.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Small robot
  Created by taat.
  Wants to kill things.
  Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
  Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
  Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
  Dead.
Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Is huge.
  Has own mind.
  Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
  Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
  Dead.
Huge army of robots
  Free-willed.
  Sapient.
  Fairly well armed.
  Have quite a few medics.
  All have some knowledge of maintenance.
  A few of them are in prisons.
  Dead.
Mech factory
  AI-controlled.
  Does not care for morality.
  Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
  Fully automated.
  Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
  Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
  Dead.

[poketwo]

NOW RESTORE MYSELF TO MY PREVIOUS POWER!!! REQUIRED POINTS+2

[AoshimaMichio]

Design and launch new marketing strategy to attract McDonalds customers to my place instead.

[Nunzillor]

Move McDonald's outside of time and claim ownership of it. +2 with magic?

[taat]

Capitalise on the ongoing shifting in reality and get the hell outta the mcdonalds.

[LordSlowpoke]

BEGIN SELLING MCAIR TO CUSTOMERS

[Beirus]

Still trying to put reality back together. At least it's ending up more interesting.

[Sarrak]

Still trying to put reality back together. At least it's ending up more interesting.

Yeah. Much more interesting...

[ShadowDragon]

Still trying to put reality back together. At least it's ending up more interesting.

Yeah. Much more interesting...

I should have been more clear about this, but you finished that last turn.

[Sarrak]

Oh. But we can still continue, right? Fucking up reality by reinforsing it with extra sturdiness and insanity!