(I have a feeling humanity isn't going to sray dead)
Proceed to fix the power supplies with 1 point
[6] You replace the power supplies with a nuclear reactor, but you have no fuel for it.
Don't die, instead turn into an tank that can shoot napalm.as usual, 3 points for action and 2 for luck.
[1
+2] You turn into a self-driving car.
United Earth will raise from ashes of old World.
Respawn.
RESPAWN
Done.
Turn human remains into pizza golems. 2 points.
[5
+2] You turn about a billion corpses into disloyal pizza golems.
Turn everyone who attempts to respawn into Draconic Psycopaths. As many points as necessary to succeed.[/i]
3 points charged. [6] You turn AoshimaMichio and poketwo into wizard dragons.
Claim Earth.
[2] You teleport a flag into orbit around Earth.
Show aliens the way back.
[1] You teleport the aliens into interstellar space.
Tell avatar-ship to turn around and head for Mars. Go get some coffee. Because reality needs its caffeine sometimes.
Order given. [5] You get and drink some really good coffee.
Go to Mars.
[5] You arrive this turn.
Get control of a power plant.
[4] Done.
Non-action events
[3] The war resumes, but doesn't do much damage.
Beirus: 18
Sarrak: 18
Lielac: 19
Elephant Parade: 19
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 12
poketwo: 22
bigjaredmonkey: 19
LordSlowpoke: 22
taat: 2
AoshimaMichio: 2
Coolrune206: 14
TalonisWolf: 18
Nunzillor: 8
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Dead.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a demigod.
Has several demigod minions.
Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Is a self-driving car.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has fairly fast golden mech.
Is an android.
AoshimaMichio
Is a wizard dragon.
Coolrune206
Dead.
TalonisWolf
Is a dead judge.
Nunzillor
Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
Can set self on fire.
Pizza god.
Has 500 pizza golems, 375 of which are on Mars.
poketwo
Is a wizard dragon.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Statues converting life into food.
Laws
Pizza has magical properties.
Unknown locations
A few people know the basics of necromancy.
A group of mortals have magic.
A star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system.
Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
In an interplanetary war with 6 sides.
Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
Two sides in war wiped out.
Paphi's golem-making star is in a stable binary orbit with the sun.
Some of the aliens are stranded in interstellar space.
Mars
Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
Tiny colony of very intelligent pizza golems which want to kill everything that is not made of pizza.
Have comprehensive knowledge of magic.
One-use planetary shield.
Earth
Mostly covered in a minefield.
Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
Humanity dead.
About a billion independent pizza golems.
Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Country near spawning area
Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town and crater.
Clear of mines.
Town
Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
Large city.
Under the rule of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
In orbit around Mars.
Huge army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Have quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.
Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
Own solar-powered generators.
Own huts.
Have a power plant.
Don't have a lot of money.
A few of them are in prisons.
Maimed.
Mostly near a town near the spawning area.
Mech factory
AI-controlled.
Does not care for morality.
Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
Fully automated.
Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
Has nuclear reactor with no fuel.
Shut down.
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