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Total Members Voted: 11

Voting closed: October 15, 2014, 03:56:42 pm

[taat]

Turn self into an android, uninhibited by such small matters as food chain collapse. 3 points

[Beirus]

Order every sapient mortal on, around, in, under, above, and near Earth to do a rain dance. Just because.

[ShadowDragon]

...Disturbingly successful.

Watch the unstoppable collapse of civilization. Oh, and bless neospartan pizza golems.

[5] You bless the pizza golems with great intellect and comprehensive knowledge of magic. Also a one-use planetary shield.

Teleport the golem incubation star into the solar system, creating a binary star system. +5, burning some divinity for (hopefully) added control.

Divinity burnt to demigod status to keep Earth intact. [5+5] You set the golem incubation star on a collision course with the sun. They will collide next turn, killing all life in the solar system that is not on Earth or Mars.

Teleport the rest of the pizza golems to Mars and integrate them into its society.  Load a pizza-corrupting bomb onto the warship and send it towards one of the attacking alien societies as a "peace offering."  Detonate it once they accept the warship.  2 points.

That is 2 actions, and as such invalid.

Damn it Sarrak. MY UNITED EARTH WILL NOT FALL!

That said, build many self-sufficient underground bunkers and gather most useful humans into those.

[2] You fail to gather the necessary stuff for that.

Turn self into an android, uninhibited by such small matters as food chain collapse. 3 points

[2+2] Done.

Order every sapient mortal on, around, in, under, above, and near Earth to do a rain dance. Just because.

[6] They are too distracted by dancing to do much of anything else.

Request repairs or revival from Beirus. Also check how damaged I am after hitting that moon.

[4] You suffer comparably minor damage when you hit that moon.

Go back to the spawning area.

[3] You find your way to a nearby town. Not the town by the spawning area.
Non-action events

[6] The aliens all start fleeing the solar system, causing damage to their planets.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 17
Sarrak: 17
Lielac: 17
Elephant Parade: 17
Paphi: 2
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 15
poketwo: 20
bigjaredmonkey: 17
LordSlowpoke: 20
taat: 2
AoshimaMichio: 3
Coolrune206: 12
TalonisWolf: 19
Nunzillor: 8

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
Lielac
  Has anti-fire aura.
  Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a greater god.
  Has several demigod minions.
  Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Has cute kitten.
  Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
  Is bound to the earth.
  Has control over earth.
taat
  Has fairly fast golden mech.
  Is an android.
AoshimaMichio
  Invisible.
  Cannot manipulate invisibility without points.
  Can make arms incorporeal at will.
  In another country.
  Head scientist at major university.
  Dictator of Earth.
Coolrune206
  Has police after them.
TalonisWolf
  Is a judge.
Nunzillor
  Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
  Can set self on fire.
  Pizza god.
  Has 500 pizza golems, 250 of which are on Mars.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Statues converting life into food.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
Unknown locations
  A few people know the basics of necromancy.
  A group of mortals have magic.
  A star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
  Several hundred universes.
  Heavy damage.
The solar system.
  Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
  In an interplanetary war with 6 sides.
  Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
  One side in war wiped out.
  Paphi's golem-making star is will collide with the sun on turn 18, killing all life in the solar system that is not on Earth or Mars.
  Aliens are fleeing.
Mars
  Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
  Tiny colony of very intelligent pizza golems which want to kill everything that is not made of pizza.
    Have comprehensive knowledge of magic.
  One-use planetary shield.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  All humans have magical powers.
  War effort crippled.
  World government named United Earth under the control of AoshimaMichio.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Most of humanity dying or dead.
  Humanity still focused on war.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
  Has a bunch of gang members under the control of Paphi.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Small robot
  Created by taat.
  Wants to kill things.
  Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
  Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
  Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Is huge.
  Has own mind.
  Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  In Earth's solar system.
  Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
  Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
  Heavily damaged.
  Almost all parts that can be used for communication are destroyed.
  On a moon.
Huge army of robots
  Free-willed.
  Sapient.
  Fairly well armed.
  Have quite a few medics.
  All have some knowledge of maintenance.
  Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
  Own solar-powered generators.
  Own huts.
  Don't have a lot of money.
  A few of them are in prisons.
  Maimed.
  Mostly near a town near the spawning area.
Mech factory
  AI-controlled.
  Does not care for morality.
  Fully automated.
  Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
  All power supplies destroyed.
  Shut down.

[Beirus]

Fix ship avatar. +1

[Nunzillor]

Teleport all pizza golems to Mars.  1 point.

[Paphi]

Gently nudge the star into a binary orbit with the Sun. +2, burning more divinity if necessary

If 3 points necessary, instead teleport as many golems as possible to Earth and/or Mars. +2

[taat]

Go to broken mech factory and 'fix' the AI to be loyal with 1 point

[AoshimaMichio]

Humans must stop dying! +3

[Sarrak]

Humans must stop dying! +3

Via necromancy, of course. +1

[ShadowDragon]

Fix ship avatar. +1

[3+1] Done.

Teleport all pizza golems to Mars.  1 point.

[2+1] You move half of the golems that aren't on Mars there.

Gently nudge the star into a binary orbit with the Sun. +2, burning more divinity if necessary

If 3 points necessary, instead teleport as many golems as possible to Earth and/or Mars. +2

[3+2] You teleport the stars into a stable orbit.

Go to broken mech factory and 'fix' the AI to be loyal with 1 point

[6] You make it incapable of thinking that your orders are not perfect.

Humans must stop dying! +3

Humans must stop dying! +3

Via necromancy, of course. +1

[6+3+1+1] You wipe out humanity to prevent them from dying in the future.
Lielac, Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER, poketwo, bigjaredmonkey, LordSlowpoke, AoshimaMichio, Coolrune206, and TalonisWolf: respawn?

Leave the moon.

[6] You leave, going away from Earth.

Break the rest of ourselves out of jail.

[2] The security seems to be automated, and you can't see a way past it.
Non-action events

[6] The aliens turn around, and a lot of them can't get back to there worlds.

Spoiler: Point totals (click to show/hide)

Beirus: 17
Sarrak: 17
Lielac: 18
Elephant Parade: 18
Paphi: 1
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 16
poketwo: 21
bigjaredmonkey: 18
LordSlowpoke: 21
taat: 2
AoshimaMichio: 1
Coolrune206: 13
TalonisWolf: 20
Nunzillor: 9

Spoiler: Player states (click to show/hide)

Beirus
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
  Omniscient.
Sarrak
  Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
  Omniscient.
Lielac
  Dead.
Paphi
  Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
  Can teleport almost anything.
  Always had only one arm.
  Is a demigod.
  Has several demigod minions.
  Has 10 one armed rock golems.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
  Dead.
bigjaredmonkey
  Is the winner, and dead.
Elephant Parade
  Is bound to the earth.
  Has control over earth.
taat
  Has fairly fast golden mech.
  Is an android.
AoshimaMichio
  Dead.
Coolrune206
  Dead.
TalonisWolf
  Is a dead judge.
Nunzillor
  Knows how to use the magical properties of pizza.
  Can set self on fire.
  Pizza god.
  Has 500 pizza golems, 375 of which are on Mars.

Spoiler: World state (click to show/hide)

Whole of reality
  Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
  Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
  All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
  Statues converting life into food.
  Laws
    Pizza has magical properties.
Unknown locations
  A few people know the basics of necromancy.
  A group of mortals have magic.
  A star is spitting golem minions of Paphi into space.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
  Several hundred universes.
  Heavy damage.
The solar system.
  Has a few sapient warlike species, and their planets.
  In an interplanetary war with 6 sides.
  Leaders of all sides in the war except for AoshimaMichio have had their minds wiped and replaced with AIs dedicated to war.
  Two sides in war wiped out.
  Paphi's golem-making star is in a stable binary orbit with the sun.
  Some of the aliens are stranded in space.
Mars
  Pizza warship under the control of Nunzillor.
  Tiny colony of very intelligent pizza golems which want to kill everything that is not made of pizza.
    Have comprehensive knowledge of magic.
  One-use planetary shield.
Earth
  Mostly covered in a minefield.
  World government named United Earth under the control of AoshimaMichio.
  Going through a mass extinction due to a comet.
  Humanity dead.
  Life on it will survive one stellar collision.
Country near spawning area
  Has anti-alien defences.
Spawning area
  A field, with a nearby town and crater.
  Clear of mines.
Town
  Heavily damaged.
New Criminopolis
  Large city.
  Under the rule of Paphi.

Spoiler: NPC states (click to show/hide)

Small robot
  Created by taat.
  Wants to kill things.
  Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
  Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
  Considers meatbag happiness valueless.
Beirus's ship-avatar
  Created by Beirus.
  Is huge.
  Has own mind.
  Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
  Completely loyal to Beirus.
  In Earth's solar system.
  Has found that some of the radiation in the solar system is ordered.
  Believes that the ordered radiation in the solar system is meaningless.
  Going away from Earth.
Huge army of robots
  Free-willed.
  Sapient.
  Fairly well armed.
  Have quite a few medics.
  All have some knowledge of maintenance.
  Own environmentally unfriendly power plant.
  Own solar-powered generators.
  Own huts.
  Don't have a lot of money.
  A few of them are in prisons.
  Maimed.
  Mostly near a town near the spawning area.
Mech factory
  AI-controlled.
  Does not care for morality.
  Cannot think that taat's orders are not prefect.
  Fully automated.
  Produced mechs are under the control of the AI.
  All power supplies destroyed.
  Shut down.

[taat]

(I have a feeling humanity isn't going to sray dead)
Proceed to fix the power supplies with 1 point

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Don't die, instead turn into an tank that can shoot napalm.as usual, 3 points for action and 2 for luck.

[AoshimaMichio]

United Earth will raise from ashes of old World.
Respawn.

[poketwo]

RESPAWN

[Nunzillor]

Turn human remains into pizza golems.  2 points.