Damn, ain't nobody got no good luck this turn 'cept me, Talonis, and the NPCs.
Send avatar-ship to orbit Earth.
Done.
Assist the robots with their actions for now, while I build up points.
You will automatically assist the robot's actions until you take another action.
Build a massive minefield around my my pile of gold. 5 points
[6
+4] You install a minefield covering Earth's surface.
Send another wave of minions after taat's gold, except 1.5x as many, each about 1.25x as powerful.
[6] They set off most of the mines between you and the gold, but one survives and starts loading the gold onto a wheelbarrow. It is going to take until turn 9 for you to get the gold.
Escape. 1 point.
[2
+1] You get away from the police, but are being noisy.
Locate a sentient warlike species close to Solar system.
[5] You find a few.
Flip a coin. Heads he's guilty Tails he's innocent.
You realize that you generally have to be a Lawyer for a few years before becoming a Judge, right?
Yes, I am aware of that. I did not state that you became a judge when you took that action. [2] [
1] You decide to wait a little before saying he's guilty.
Start orbiting Earth.
[3] You start going there, and will take a few days to enter orbit.
De-mine the spawning field.
Assist action.
[1
+1] You don't find out how to disarm the mines, and it's too dangerous to try.
Beirus: 9
Sarrak: 9
Lielac: 6
Elephant Parade: 6
Paphi: 4
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 5
poketwo: 9
bigjaredmonkey: 6
LordSlowpoke: 9
taat: 1
AoshimaMichio: 4
Coolrune206: 3
TalonisWolf: 8
Nunzillor: 8
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Has minion collecting tatt's gold, will get gold at turn 9 if no one stops the minion.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has gold, which formerly filled a wheelbarrow.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Running from the police.
Coolrune206
Automatically assists the small army of robots's action, and will continue to do that until the next action Coolrune takes.
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
The solar system's general area
Has a few sapient warlike species.
Earth
Covered in a minefield.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Town
Being hit by a freak heatwave.
Gang hideouts
Are under the control of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Will reach orbit around Earth in a few days, as of turn 6. (Will reach Earth at turn 12, at 2 turns per in-game day.)
Small army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Has quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.