Find a powerful and majestic creature fitting to be my avatar.
[6] You create a massive starship, with it's own mind and sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction. It is also loyal to you.
Grant my robots the ability to have their own actions. 2 points. Fare thee well, my mechanical friends.
[2
+2] Done.
I need more influence over his feeble mind!
[1] They fight you off. You no longer have any control.
Program a Act Utilitarianism conscience into the small robot.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Act_utilitarianism
[6] The small robot now considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Hide inside the pile of gold
[1] You stand on top of it and dance.
Cause Spawntown to be hit by a freak snowstorm.
[1] You pull all cold away from it.
Arrested? For what?! I want my lawyer!
[1] You don't get given one.
Have minions steal taat's gold.
[1] They get trampled by taat's dancing.
Arrested? For what?! I want my lawyer!
Learn Law and hope to God we are in the Canadian Courts since I don't know how the laws of other countries work... plus I have a Canadian Law Textbook handy
[6] You are a judge.
Look around.
[5] You are in a solar system with a life-bearing planet, 3 smaller rocky planets, and 4 gas giants, all orbiting a main sequence star.
Check how many medics we have.
[5] Quite a few, and all of you have some knowledge of how to maintain yourselves.
Beirus: 8
Sarrak: 8
Lielac: 5
Elephant Parade: 5
Paphi: 3
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER: 4
poketwo: 8
bigjaredmonkey: 5
LordSlowpoke: 8
taat: 5
AoshimaMichio: 4
Coolrune206: 2
TalonisWolf: 7
Nunzillor: 7
Beirus
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Sarrak.
Omniscient.
Sarrak
Is half of reality, in an even mix with Beirus.
Omniscient.
Lielac
Has anti-fire aura.
Has cryokinetic abilities.
Paphi
Can teleport self as free, rolless action.
Can teleport almost anything.
Always had only one arm.
Is a greater god.
Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER
Has cute kitten.
Has automatic feeder for kitten.
bigjaredmonkey
Is the winner.
Elephant Parade
Is bound to the earth.
Has control over earth.
taat
Has gold, which formerly filled a wheelbarrow.
AoshimaMichio
Invisible.
Arrested, without a lawyer. Probably without a fair trial either.
Coolrune206
TalonisWolf
Is a judge.
Whole of reality
Is Sarrak's and Beirus's minds.
Has Elephant Parade's divinity in it, in an mixed area.
All sapient mortals (players not included) cannot disobey Beirus.
Laws
No notable changes.
Dreamspace-damaged universes
Several hundred universes.
Heavy damage.
Spawning area
A field, with a nearby town.
Town
Being hit by a freak heatwave.
Gang hideouts
Are under the control of Paphi.
Small robot
Created by taat.
Wants to kill things.
Has curse which prevents trying to harm other beings.
Considers any action that does not give someone the maximum amount of happiness that they could give to harm them, causing inability to act.
Beirus's ship-avatar
Created by Beirus.
Is huge.
Has own mind.
Has sufficient firepower to cause a mass extinction.
Completely loyal to Beirus.
In Earth's solar system.
Small army of robots
Free-willed.
Sapient.
Fairly well armed.
Has quite a few medics.
All have some knowledge of maintenance.