just go to work and head to the police station when it seems calmer
[2]Nobody wants to buy toys. The newest shipment arrives, throwing them to the back of the store. Being full to the brim, the door to the backroom bursts open with a small avalanche of toys. You also feel a force of some sort take you to somewhere else.
Pick up zeus's bag o lightning bolts and throw them at random people.
As you touch a lightning bolt, it shocks you extremely painfully. Odd. You also hear some people whining in your ear. Suddenly, you are no longer on Mount Olympus.
wake up
The radroach is still accosting you. At least, until it melts away, as does the rest of reality, forming into something else.
Call upon blessing of the gods to harness my hidden vegetable powers
The gods don't seem to be listening at the moment, probably planning indiscriminate mass murder or something. A hole opens up under you and drops you...somewhere.
Activate the auto-eject feature, and hope that the momentum is enough to break through the sealed hatch. Tuck my head while doing so.
[16]You eject, leaving the gundam in the fire and you parachuting on a chair, still above the fire. If only there was some wind... You feel some sort of force pull you away.
No! Teleport to somewhere else! I don't mind company, even.
[13]You find yourself...somewhere. You see a bunch of other people around you.
Ask Zeus and Hera to grant me the powers needed to lift the BFS.
The gods don't seem to be listening. Your prayer goes unheeded. Reality twists around itself, and you find yourself somewhere else.
Pack up, start hiking towards civilisation.
Packing up will take quite a while, but you set out doing so. You are interrupted by a mysterious force warping you to some place.
Go.... Do things.
[5]You walk around the sea of corpses, pondering what you could do, the Phoenix watching you. Nothing comes up, at least until everything turns into pudding and changes form.
I umm order another butler?
[3]You check your phone book, but no butler service is offering anything but eldritch horrors. No wonder that last one was so weird. The phone book glows and sucks you inside it. You don't think you're in Kansas anymore...
START USING TETRIS BLOCKS ON THE CITY I HAVE ATTACKED SO FAR
[2]You're out of tetraminoes, it seems. You feel a powerful force yank you somewhere...
Bring all the peoples to getha
[12] (Thank you, Random Number God.)
You cast a powerful magical spell, warping each and every player character to you, within a safe distance of each other to prevent telefragging. Now, if only you'd define where you are?
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