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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

2 (7.4%)

Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[Nunzillor]

Using the Gundam, push back the front line a bit until things are less chaotic.  Then find the commanding officer and ask him what the situation is.  Edit: also ask if he can prioritize saving the lab, which has the capability to make phoenix feathers.

[IcyTea31]

"Alright, you guys are here for the skydiving class, right? Watch me!"
Use my wings to fly down!

[20]

You jump, and take flight. Dozens of kobolds jump off after you, and are threateningly falling faster than you.

FULL SPEED AHEAD!!!

[12]

You step on it, and, by chance, a loud, cacophonic noise forms from your tailpipe going hot, suspension and turbocharger whining and the engine roaring, panicking Zeus' horses and forcing him to swerve. You have won. "YOU CHEATED!"

Burrow deep somewhere near the very edge of the garden, Time to sleep off all of these delicious lethal Veggies.

[8]

You burrow, but Cerberus notices you and starts guarding the entrance.

Stand up and run! Crawl towards volcano if I trip again!

[14]

You get up and spring yourself to a run, eventually finding yourself at the foot of the volcano.

Back away from it.

[18]

You run like a sissy from the radroach you yourself wanted to fight.

hit the secret button on the bookself and enter my inner sanctum

[3]

You can't seem to find the button... Oh, right, you changed all your furniture for new ones after that run with demons and fear of them possessing things.

Using the Gundam, push back the front line a bit until things are less chaotic.  Then find the commanding officer and ask him what the situation is.  Edit: also ask if he can prioritize saving the lab, which has the capability to make phoenix feathers.

[20]

You fire a salvo of napalm rockets over the city, covering almost everything in the stuff. The crawlies sure are dying, but the whole city is on fire...

[Sarrak]

And up we go!

[Lyeos]

Tch. Fly out of their reach.

[Shadestyle]

Burrow under fence/wall/whatever for a more permanent route later.

[blazing glory]

Not my fault if your horses can't take a little noise!

[Varee]

Open the trapdoor in the floor

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Pick 20 sidekicks at random.

[Nunzillor]

Eh, close enough.  That fire does look pretty bad though...

Blast any remaining crawlies to dust.  Check if the suit has a water cannon feature.

[IcyTea31]

And up we go!

[11]

You make a mad climb up the ashen path and manage to reach the top of the mountain. There is a deep, deep pit of lava and magma next to you, it wouldn't be fun to fall in. The tsunami sweeps over the island, destroying pretty much everything.

Tch. Fly out of their reach.

[13]

You dodge the falling mass of kobolds and set to a glide.

Burrow under fence/wall/whatever for a more permanent route later.

[10]

You burrow and hide further and deeper.

Not my fault if your horses can't take a little noise!

[18]

"FOOLISH MORTAL, YOU DARE BLAME ME? YOU NEED TO BE TAUGHT A LESSON!" He starts winding up a huge punch.

Open the trapdoor in the floor

[11]

You grab a crowbar and pry the trapdoor open without the button mechanism. Your inner sanctum lies ahead of you.

Pick 20 sidekicks at random.

You pick the best of the best for further inspection.

Eh, close enough.  That fire does look pretty bad though...

Blast any remaining crawlies to dust.  Check if the suit has a water cannon feature.

[3]

Most of the crawlies burn down, leaving them too sparse for your weapons. Your gundam also doesn't have anything to extinguish things outside of it.

[Lyeos]

Am I allowed to wake up now?

[blazing glory]

Get in a fist fight.

And win.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Inspect the ones I picked.
"What do we have here?"

[Shadestyle]

Fall asleep and experience consequences for eating magical veggies.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Back away from it.

[18]
You run like a sissy from the radroach you yourself wanted to fight.

((Weird, I thought Radroaches are an lot smaller than Adults of the species of humans called homo sapiens))
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homo_sapiens