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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

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Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

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Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[Worldmaster27]

Pay half of what he wants now, saying that I'll give the rest once I get my porcupine back.

[IcyTea31]

Scale the walls!

[11]

You climb on the roof of the pet shop. Curiously, it is quite a tall building, more so than most pet shops.

embrace the monster like it was my lost son

[13]

You hug the monster, and it immediately stops growling and hugs you. You feel something tapping on your shoulder, but realize it's not the monster's hand. "Mr. Varee? We've arrived at the hospital, you might want to wake up."

Head in the direction the man indicated.  Be on the lookout for clues as to where the phoenix has gone.

[10]

You see a bird of some sort lying on the ground some way away from you, but it looks more like a parrot than a Phoenix. However, it is way too large to be a parrot. Interesting.

Use the power of the vengeful spirit and hit him physically and mentally.

Store ghost in demon pouch, head back to that human that was sitting there doing nothing. Be vaguely receptive of "billy goats gruff" esque deals.

[16] vs. [7]

Shadestyle tries to bag blazing glory, but instead receives a punch to the gut, and ends up loosening his grip a bit.

Teleport to an escapable place!

[6]

You need the device! No matter how hard you try to accelerate yourself, the slope and surface of the pipe is much better for sliding a small metal object than a large squishy one.

Do job.

[7]

A barn is a barn, but you construct some inner walls to create apartments. The result does not astonish.

fine. Kick him in the balls. Get him off me.

[12]

"OOF!" Right in his undead nards! He releases you and falls to the ground, writhing.

Pay half of what he wants now, saying that I'll give the rest once I get my porcupine back.

[1]

"You know what? Screw you. I'll see you in court. Leave my store immediately or I'll call the cops for trespassing."

[Lyeos]

Do the chicken dance on the roof of the store to distract the guy stealing my Phoenix.

[Worldmaster27]

Leave the store and re-find Lord Poke All of You.

[Nunzillor]

"Ah, a dancer!  As I take this corpse, it will be nice indeed to have some quality entertainment.  Don't you agree, soldiers?"

Take half of the bird, appreciating the man's daring dance routine as I do so.  Then, head back to the lab and do some DNA sequencing.  Compare the DNA to that of all known parrots.

((Let me know if too many actions for one turn))

[Shadestyle]

Cut losses, Eat ghost whole.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Capture bank robbers. Turn them in to the authorities.

[4maskwolf]

Stab him through the heart with a stake.

[Sarrak]

Argh! Now it really becomes a race for survival. Get a hold on my nemesis!

[Varee]

Have tel doctor chheck on the acciddent pool wound

[darkpaladin109]

GUNS BLAZING

[blazing glory]

Eat his soul.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Improve the apartments.

[IcyTea31]

Do the chicken dance on the roof of the store to distract the guy stealing my Phoenix.

[13]

You manage to even get a few passersby on the street to join you. The flash mob is very distracting.

Leave the store and re-find Lord Poke All of You.

[11]

You run behind the store's back door and immediately notice some familiar tracks, leading to a park.

"Ah, a dancer!  As I take this corpse, it will be nice indeed to have some quality entertainment.  Don't you agree, soldiers?"

Take half of the bird, appreciating the man's daring dance routine as I do so.  Then, head back to the lab and do some DNA sequencing.  Compare the DNA to that of all known parrots.

[5]

You are too distracted by the dance to notice the Phoenix stirring further, and rising up from its unconsciousness. "W-where's that man..?"

Cut losses, Eat ghost whole.

Eat his soul.

[4] vs. [17]

The combatants try to eat each other, Shadestyle failing and blazing glory finding out that demon souls are extremely spicy, and not very good for eating.

Capture bank robbers. Turn them in to the authorities.

[13]

You do just that. "Vigilantism is a crime, you know? I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you for injuring these men...Run, and I won't chase you, I'll tell them you got away!", the policeman says.

Stab him through the heart with a stake.

[8]

You didn't bring a stake, but your silver dagger ought to do the trick. It doesn't. While the vampire now has a massive bleeding chest wound, he's not quite destroyed.

Argh! Now it really becomes a race for survival. Get a hold on my nemesis!

[16]

You leap forward and grab hold of the device. It's getting extremely hot in the pipe, and the water is getting closer. You hear humming from below you. Have you put two and two together yet?

Have tel doctor chheck on the acciddent pool wound

[2]

You enter the crowded waiting room. Your number is 213. "Now serving: 18". This will take a while.

GUNS BLAZING

[11]

You respawn, immediately pull your guns from under your pillow, and start shooting randomly around.

Improve the apartments.

[13]

The apartments are now much better, but the building is still a barn.

[blazing glory]

Vomit it back into his body and leave.