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Author Topic: Roll to Butt Monkey  (Read 5564 times)

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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #30 on: May 21, 2014, 05:14:49 pm »
George has a pleasant dream involving his crush and wakes up to find that he is still drunk and that none of his dream was real.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #31 on: May 21, 2014, 06:13:43 pm »
Quote from: Prophet on May 21, 2014, 03:01:19 pm
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on May 21, 2014, 01:54:41 pm
Quote from: Yoink on May 21, 2014, 07:55:46 am
George awakes to find a group of the school burnouts in the same room as him smoking weed. They see him stirring and kindly offer him a cone...
George has no idea how to use a bong and makes a fool of himself! Everyone LAUGHS AT HIM
Only if it's laced with PCP.


Otherwise,
It was a trick so Alpha-jerk and his jerk friends could...unspeakable things. Pictures. Yeah..
((Alpha-jerk is an asshole))

+1 to the otherwise one.

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They take tons of embarrassing pictures. He is utterly humiliated at school the next day.

Spoiler: George's Life (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #32 on: May 21, 2014, 06:15:42 pm »
Give him a false sense of security by making only good things happen to him for a while. Make him good with ladies.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #33 on: May 21, 2014, 06:20:31 pm »
Quote from: Lyeos on May 21, 2014, 06:15:42 pm
Give him a false sense of security by making only good things happen to him for a while. Make him good with ladies.

+1 But make him asexual so its not useful.
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #34 on: May 21, 2014, 06:24:28 pm »
Quote from: Sinvara on May 21, 2014, 06:23:35 pm
Give George lots of family members!

+1
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.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.

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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #35 on: May 21, 2014, 06:25:35 pm »
Have the teachers decide that George is "talented" and dump massive amounts of school work that would be impossible to complete on time.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #36 on: May 21, 2014, 06:48:37 pm »
Quote from: Prophet on May 21, 2014, 06:24:28 pm
Quote from: Sinvara on May 21, 2014, 06:23:35 pm
Give George lots of family members!

+1
Have all his relatives lose their jobs & move in. 'George's room' ceases to exist as it had.
Meanwhile, one of his disenfranchised aunts starts keeping a potato garden out in the front yard, right by the sidewalk. It isn't very pretty.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2014, 06:53:08 pm by GrizzlyAdamz »
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #37 on: May 21, 2014, 08:32:57 pm »
George's family all dies in a car accident and now he has to live with super abusively strict grandma the should actually be in an asylum but isn't because nobody cared for her enough to admit her into one.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #38 on: May 21, 2014, 08:43:36 pm »
Quote from: superBlast on May 21, 2014, 08:32:57 pm
George's family all dies in a car accident and now he has to live with super abusively strict grandma the should actually be in an asylum but isn't because nobody cared for her enough to admit her into one.
That could come later- first let's give him too much family before it's all taken away. Fire & ice yes?

Hmm, researching the OP, it seems the object is to just make his life interesting, not necessarily miserable. Good to know.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #39 on: May 21, 2014, 11:16:29 pm »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on May 21, 2014, 06:48:37 pm
Quote from: Prophet on May 21, 2014, 06:24:28 pm
Quote from: Sinvara on May 21, 2014, 06:23:35 pm
Give George lots of family members!

+1
Have all his relatives lose their jobs & move in. 'George's room' ceases to exist as it had.
Meanwhile, one of his disenfranchised aunts starts keeping a potato garden out in the front yard, right by the sidewalk. It isn't very pretty.

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His house is so ridiculously crowded, he gets a part-time job and moves to a dorm.

Spoiler: George (click to show/hide)

As grizzlyadamz said, you could also improve his life, but where's the fun in that?
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #40 on: May 21, 2014, 11:32:01 pm »
Have the family follow him to the dorm.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #41 on: May 21, 2014, 11:49:47 pm »
Quote from: blazing glory on May 21, 2014, 11:32:01 pm
Have the family follow him to the dorm.
+1
His parents got evicted because too many people, was against the law.
Barbara brings a couple potted potatoes from the garden.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #42 on: May 22, 2014, 12:05:39 am »
George falls into a giant cave system.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #43 on: May 22, 2014, 12:34:41 am »
As he is on his way to his part time job, the train derails! He loses a limb!
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #44 on: May 22, 2014, 12:42:14 am »
Quote from: TamerVirus on May 22, 2014, 12:34:41 am
As he is on his way to his part time job, the train derails! He loses a limb!

+1 Then grows two arms from his stump. ((Well i don't think that this will help his social life at all so i think its a bad thing.))
« Last Edit: May 22, 2014, 12:51:48 am by Prophet »
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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