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Author Topic: Roll to Butt Monkey  (Read 5567 times)

smurfingtonthethird

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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2014, 10:27:06 pm »
((*sees objective's avatar*

KEVAK LAID EGGS, OH DEAR LORD HELP ME NO))

Quote from: Yoink on May 20, 2014, 10:26:26 pm
The heroic George gets invited to a big party planned by the cool kids of the school.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2014, 10:27:27 pm »
Have the truck driver be a serial killer, so George will be all depressed for rescuing a serial killer and everyone will hate him.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #17 on: May 20, 2014, 10:28:38 pm »
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on May 20, 2014, 10:27:06 pm
((*sees objective's avatar*

KEVAK LAID EGGS, OH DEAR LORD HELP ME NO))

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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #18 on: May 20, 2014, 10:32:40 pm »
Make the the potatoes actually be super top secret super power giving potatoes and when they splattered on him, they gave him some random superpower!
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #19 on: May 20, 2014, 10:39:59 pm »
Quote from: superBlast on May 20, 2014, 10:32:40 pm
Make the the potatoes actually be super top secret super power giving potatoes and when they splattered on him, they gave him some random superpower!
((I dont think you understand this game. The objective is to make this guys life suck. Not give him superpowers.))
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on November 15, 2013, 01:23:21 pm
Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2014, 10:52:38 pm »
((Um... er... uh.... ))

Make the the potatoes actually be super top secret super power giving potatoes and when they splattered on him, they gave him the ability to.... eat anything... with a side effect of craving human flesh!

((Ok... super power with a very bad side effect that will probably make the whole world want him dead! Atleast eventually!))
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2014, 10:53:42 pm »
A gay bully gains a crush on George and show his love through beating him ((I'm imagining a really messed up bully.))
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2014, 11:53:46 pm »
George's crush is at the party. George, with his newfound hero courage, hits on her. Alas, she's the host-jerk's GF. The host/alpha-jerk himself informs George of this fact with great relish.

They make out in front if him, he throws a punch, he gets his ass beat, it's all over the news along with his painful healing period.

So, +1 to party. Also, the popular alcohol game in the country is beer-potato, which George notes is being played in the background.
« Last Edit: May 21, 2014, 12:03:44 am by GrizzlyAdamz »
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2014, 05:00:08 am »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on May 20, 2014, 11:53:46 pm
George's crush is at the party. George, with his newfound hero courage, hits on her. Alas, she's the host-jerk's GF. The host/alpha-jerk himself informs George of this fact with great relish.

They make out in front if him, he throws a punch, he gets his ass beat, it's all over the news along with his painful healing period.

So, +1 to party. Also, the popular alcohol game in the country is beer-potato, which George notes is being played in the background.

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After a spectacularly nasty game of beer-potato, he hits on said crush. Alpha-jerk, in a moment of normality and respect, realises he's had too much and lets him go to sleep inside.

((what the hellas wrong with america, I literally hit on any female while off my face and no-one cares))
« Last Edit: May 21, 2014, 05:02:07 am by smurfingtonthethird »
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2014, 05:06:51 am »
Alpha-jerk then beats up George when he falls asleep.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2014, 05:35:21 am »
Quote from: Sinvara on May 21, 2014, 05:07:59 am
Create potato wine, offer George some.

That already exists, it's called vodka.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2014, 07:55:46 am »
George awakes to find a group of the school burnouts in the same room as him smoking weed. They see him stirring and kindly offer him a cone...
George has no idea how to use a bong and makes a fool of himself! Everyone LAUGHS AT HIM
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2014, 01:54:41 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on May 21, 2014, 07:55:46 am
George awakes to find a group of the school burnouts in the same room as him smoking weed. They see him stirring and kindly offer him a cone...
George has no idea how to use a bong and makes a fool of himself! Everyone LAUGHS AT HIM
Only if it's laced with PCP.


Otherwise,
It was a trick so Alpha-jerk and his jerk friends could...unspeakable things. Pictures. Yeah..
((Alpha-jerk is an asshole))
« Last Edit: May 21, 2014, 02:03:37 pm by GrizzlyAdamz »
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2014, 02:11:51 pm »
Have Georgio try his luck with his crush again, only to find out that she secretly hated him and had sex with his father.
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Re: Roll to Butt Monkey
« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2014, 03:01:19 pm »
Quote from: GrizzlyAdamz on May 21, 2014, 01:54:41 pm
Quote from: Yoink on May 21, 2014, 07:55:46 am
George awakes to find a group of the school burnouts in the same room as him smoking weed. They see him stirring and kindly offer him a cone...
George has no idea how to use a bong and makes a fool of himself! Everyone LAUGHS AT HIM
Only if it's laced with PCP.


Otherwise,
It was a trick so Alpha-jerk and his jerk friends could...unspeakable things. Pictures. Yeah..
((Alpha-jerk is an asshole))

+1 to the otherwise one.
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Quote from: Lyeos on April 26, 2014, 12:27:15 am
.... You've doomed us all. Granted. Everyone except for traps are executed. Random sci-fi nonsense is required to be taught in schools.
Quote from: omada on February 17, 2017, 05:12:40 pm
A cute intersex harem with everyone in love with the androgynous king and smart and useful enough into pushing the kingdom forward.
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