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[Helgoland]

Living Rock: A small, oblong piece of limestone rock. If kept moderately warm for a while, it will crack to reveal a chick.

[AzyWng]

Scope Mount: Allows a properly trained rider to ride scopes for SMGs, Assault Rifles, and Sniper Rifles.

Just don't expect to get anywhere fast at all, as whether the scopes can move on their own and support a rider's weight depend on the scope itself.

[Paxiecrunchle]

Sorry, for going slightly off topic, but I absolutely love this thread, you guys have made my day three times better.

[overseer05-15]

Sorry, for going slightly off topic, but I absolutely love this thread, you guys have made my day three times better.

well okay
Off Topic: A thick, leather-bound tome written in times long past, with an endless number of ways that one can completely derail a topic of conversation with guaranteed success.

[NAV]

Escalator: This magical amulet makes the user escalate any situation.

[wierd]

Escalator: This magical amulet makes the user escalate any situation.

From the makers of the bad argument brooch! (When worn, all ideas and arguments broached (tee hee) by the wearer are horrible, offensive, or worse.)

[they have synergy together.]

[Secheral]

Bucket of Prophecy Provides the user with the exact time a bucket will be used.

[OceanSoul]

De-escalator: An Escalator shaped like the letter D.

Clock of Hair: A bundle of enchanted hairs. When part of one (not the center, though) is held against the center of a circle or other two-dimensional shape with a distinct top, it acts as the hands of a clock, depicting exactly the right time, with the long side of the hair representing minutes and the short side representing hours.

Shell Shocker: A thunderbolt-spewing wand adorned with turtleshell, but the wielder acts at 1/3 of their normal speed with a 6 second delay. To compensate, all their spells have a chance of turning the target into a turtle, especially the innate thunderbolt spell. But good luck hitting with it!

[wierd]

... If they get some kind of passive to make lightning spells area-effect (such as chain lightning), that they miss by a mile might not matter.....

[AzyWng]

Dragon's Breath Shells: When these seashells are held up to one's ear, a plume of dragon fire shoots out. Said dragonfire will not appear in any other circumstance.

[Egan_BW]

Newtifier

A want with a stored spell which can instantly turn any human into a newt. However, it only has one charge and can only be recharged by the user eating one live newt.

[FallacyofUrist]

Spell Timer: A weird amulet. Looks like a cooking timer. When used, delays the effect of the next spell the wearer casts by the amount of time its set for.

[Nakéen]

Enchanted Sword: a talking weapon, which always greet people in a polite manner.

Enchanted Scroll of Enchantment: a talking scroll which greet people politely when opened. Hearing its greeting force people to in turn greet other people with a smile and good words.

[VoidSlayer]

Laser Rifle: An advanced looking combat rifle which, when the trigger is pulled, turns into a focused blast of light.  It does not reform into a rifle.

[TalonisWolf]

Tele-port:Instantly conjures a telecommunications hub and port of call at your location. This object is BANNED due to the fact that it can shift the tectonics, weather patterns and in some cases atmosphere of the planet it is used on to make the location it is used in a viable one, even inland in the middle of a desert or up in the mountains. This has proven responsible for creating situations which killed trillions across 19 different systems.