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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars II: WAOAIII is out, move your asses over  (Read 269867 times)

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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2175 on: November 15, 2014, 05:54:50 pm »

Take a bear's face as a replacement.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2176 on: November 16, 2014, 01:03:04 am »

I remember how this game started. I remember taking over.

What the fuck happened? Best answer gets a roll bonus next turn.

SNAP HERETICS NECK. REVEAL THAT I AM ALSO A HERETIC, AND BEGIN SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLANNESH

[3]

Your puny arms only manage to snap the neck of one man, as you are quite preoccupied screaming while rolling around in your own saliva.

Become the new need-to-have illness, crowding out bulimia.

[5]

You become a beneficial disease. You actually improve the human body.

Yes but once I went flying into their mouth I keep flying out the back of their neck. Which explodes in gore.

[1]

The Leviathan is about the size of Kansas. You are currently dissolving in the beast's stomach acids.

Steal GM's smiting hammer.

[2]

You wake up glued to the underside of the Golden Gate Bridge. Weird how that happens.

Make them into Skull Police!

[5]

Skull cops!

ORDER THE PLANET ASH KETCHUM IS ON TO BE EXTERMINATUS. SAY THAT HE IS "BLESSED" BY NURGLE OR SOMETHING ELSE IN THE WARP BECAUSE FOR ALL OF I TRIED, ON A PLANETARY SCALE, I COULD NOT STOP HIM. HE ALSO HAS MANY POWERFUL DAEMONS ON HIS SIDE, MOST OF THE REST WHERE PROBABLY TZEENCTIAN CREATIONS OR SOMETHING LEFT BY THE DARK AGE OF TECHNOLOGY. THAT IS WHY WE NEED TO DO SUCH AN ACTION

[6]

He destroys the Imperium. Look what you did. Look.

Perfect! Now it is time to enact the final part of my plan, turn the entire world into candy! Goatmarked by the GM's company Goat Industries of course.

[6]

Candy != Potatoes

"Oh, you're gonna get it."


Perfect! Now it is time to enact the final part of my plan, turn the entire world into candy! Goatmarked by the GM's company Goat Industries of course.

Would that make me Talonis, God of Gummy Bears?

[5]

Why not.

Also smite the forum spam bot running around.

[4]

Welp.

Be a Doorknob.   Make all who wish to pass answer my questions three,  Else the other side of being on fire while freezing they be.

[1]

They ignore you and open the door anyways, because it has no lock on it.

Yes

[1]

You are now a dog turd.

Yes

No[/i]

[6]

You are the dog which did said turd.

Take a bear's face as a replacement.

[5]

The bears accept you as one of their own.



Everyone gains the internal ability to teleport to a place known only as the Mudpit.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2177 on: November 16, 2014, 01:25:21 am »

Teleport out of the stomach to the Mudpit.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2178 on: November 16, 2014, 01:27:45 am »

Continue screaming. SLANNESHHHHH

It started in an asylum, I believe. With a different GM.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2179 on: November 16, 2014, 01:35:02 am »

All of time and space happened.
Pun version: All of potime and spatato.

Cite people for skull violations and give tickets for improper skullings, arrest criminals for illegal skull things.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2180 on: November 16, 2014, 01:49:16 am »

Since I never really read the start, I assume the GM wandered off and smurfington turned it into his playground.

Am I glued to train tracks with a train coming at me from a distance for some reason?
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2181 on: November 16, 2014, 02:20:50 am »

Telefrag inferior, lemony food product.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2182 on: November 16, 2014, 07:08:49 am »

DOES ASH OBEY THE LAW?
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2183 on: November 16, 2014, 07:50:34 am »

Infect skull police.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2184 on: November 16, 2014, 09:26:33 am »

Visit the realm of demonic overseers and sue them for the return of my warlock powers!

Stupid awful rolls.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2185 on: November 20, 2014, 08:11:16 pm »

Bite people until one becomes a werepoodle.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2186 on: November 24, 2014, 04:49:32 pm »

Teleport out of the stomach to the Mudpit.

[1]

The GM is waiting there, a humongous potato smothered in mud.

TIME TO WRESTLE, BOY

Continue screaming. SLANNESHHHHH

It started in an asylum, I believe. With a different GM.
FAIL
[1]

Your vocal cords get cut off. As well as your head. Huh.

All of time and space happened.
Pun version: All of potime and spatato.

Cite people for skull violations and give tickets for improper skullings, arrest criminals for illegal skull things.

[3]

The Skull Mafia counters you at every turn.

Since I never really read the start, I assume the GM wandered off and smurfington turned it into his playground.

Am I glued to train tracks with a train coming at me from a distance for some reason?

[1]

Nope, you're glued to the hundreds of C4 charges planted under the bridge.

Telefrag inferior, lemony food product.

[2]

You get telefrag'd by a SPHEE.

Transform the GM's potato/goat theme into a candy one.

[1-100000000000000000000000000000000000000]

YOU DARE?

SMITE


You are now a single sub-sub-atomic particle.

DOES ASH OBEY THE LAW?

[3]

BREAKS INTO MUSEUMS, HOUSES, MAFIA HIDEOUTS ON THE DAILY

ASH DON'T NEED NO LAWS, EXCEPT OAK'S ABOUT PROPER USAGE OF ITEMS

RESPECT TO OAK

Infect skull police.

[5]

I don't want to know how that works, but now they're super powered.

Visit the realm of demonic overseers and sue them for the return of my warlock powers!

Stupid awful rolls.

You win the roll bonus! A multiplier of twenty-six million!  ;D

[3*26,000,000]

You visit every realm of reality at the same time! Unfortunately, this kills you instantly.

Bite people until one becomes a werepoodle.

[1]

You have no teeth.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2187 on: November 24, 2014, 04:56:21 pm »

Oh, that's alright then.

Melt glue!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2188 on: November 24, 2014, 04:57:22 pm »

Be reborn, for SLANNESH DEMANDS IT
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Re: We Are Our Avatars II: SOVIET RUSSIA
« Reply #2189 on: November 24, 2014, 05:12:03 pm »

Infect skull police.

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I don't want to know how that works, but now they're super powered.
Something something skeleton boners

Use skull police to track down and obtain the Form of Potato, the very concept of Potatodom that all potatoes are but tarnished images of.
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