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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[BadLemonsXI]

Bust out of whoever it was who ate me alien style.

[TalonisWolf]

Become Bearly within mortal comprehension.

[Lyeos]

Make bear-pelt fashion line.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Complain to the GM that this is a low quality goat.

Also make GM update Post-Apocalyptia, just cuz.

[2]

The GM smites you for your dispute of goat quality. They're fucking certified by the greatest goat surveyors in Northern Mongolia.

Resurrect the dead Magical Girls with my knowledge of the arcane as candy versions of themselves and let them fight their way out of the Titans.

[3]

They're resurrected. Yay! Unfortunately, candy is easily digested.

OK, NOW KILL AND IMPERSONATE AN INQUISITOR

[4]

They're a bit perturbed by the wings and the non-humanness, but they fall for the disguise.

Spread via sexual contact.
Now I am become AIDS, destroyer of one-night stands.

[5]

Well, now all of Uzbekistan has AIDS. You've been commended for your services toward the glory of Kazakhstan, and awarded the medal of Goatly Honour, the highest civilian award in the country. Great success!

Attempt to get someone to put on my amulet

"Unimaginable power could be yours for only One picked-up shiny!"

[1]

You get stolen by dwarves and get reforged as a doorknob.

To the local, non-chain waffle house!

[1]

The waffle house is actually a secret Space Police hideout. Fark.

OK, NOW KILL AND IMPERSONATE AN INQUISITOR

IMPEDE AND DESTROY ENEMY. HERETIC.

[3]

The Inquisitors beat the shit out of you for touching one of their agents. Fuckmuffins.

Bust out of whoever it was who ate me alien style.

[6]

You bust out of that shit like Mexicans from Guantanamo Bay. Unfortunatlely for you, you fly right into the mouth of a Leviathan. Fark.

Make bear-pelt fashion line.

[1]

The bears jump off the production line and eat your face. That didn't go to plan.

Become Bearly within mortal comprehension.

[5]

You ascend your bearly form, becoming Talonis, the God of Bears. A winrar is you.

[KingofstarrySkies]

SNAP HERETICS NECK. REVEAL THAT I AM ALSO A HERETIC, AND BEGIN SCREAMING BECAUSE THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLANNESH

[Helgoland]

Become the new need-to-have illness, crowding out bulimia.

[BadLemonsXI]

Yes but once I went flying into their mouth I keep flying out the back of their neck. Which explodes in gore.

[blazing glory]

Steal GM's smiting hammer.

[WillowLuman]

Make them into Skull Police!

[poketwo]

ORDER THE PLANET ASH KETCHUM IS ON TO BE EXTERMINATUS. SAY THAT HE IS "BLESSED" BY NURGLE OR SOMETHING ELSE IN THE WARP BECAUSE FOR ALL OF I TRIED, ON A PLANETARY SCALE, I COULD NOT STOP HIM. HE ALSO HAS MANY POWERFUL DAEMONS ON HIS SIDE, MOST OF THE REST WHERE PROBABLY TZEENCTIAN CREATIONS OR SOMETHING LEFT BY THE DARK AGE OF TECHNOLOGY. THAT IS WHY WE NEED TO DO SUCH AN ACTION

[TalonisWolf]

Perfect! Now it is time to enact the final part of my plan, turn the entire world into candy! Goatmarked by the GM's company Goat Industries of course.

Would that make me Talonis, God of Gummy Bears?

[blazing glory]

Also smite the forum spam bot running around.

[Omeganaut]

Be a Doorknob.   Make all who wish to pass answer my questions three,  Else the other side of being on fire while freezing they be.

[HissinhWalnuts]

Yes

[TalonisWolf]

Yes

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