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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[KingofstarrySkies]

Hidden fourth option to your poll: Switch places with CaptainMcClellan because he is way too hot right now.

Or with KoSS.

Fuckin' Canada, being hot...

[smurfingtonthethird]

Become lava!

[5]

Yay for burning villagers.

Now look at saucy wenches and have them Cyberized as my eternal companions.

[6]

You cyberized some non-saucy wenches. Uh oh.

Intensify

[2]

NO

"Hey, German guy."

Sell my soul for magic influence in the Potato Plane.

[6]

Done deal. You are now twice as big as a normal potato.

Also, I have your soul.

My name is Arx's Avatar, king of kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair.

Declaim at the speaker.

[1]

"You mean Ozymandias. You still haven't answered my question."

Punch that fifth wall

[6]

It dissolves your arm.

Build a potato battery-powered gun with the power to smash a hole in the dimensional barrier.

[3]

You need more power.

Sounds good. Thanks potato.

I dunno. Eat mechanical grass?

[1]

There's no such thing as mechanical grass, you dummy.

I am Tracey Sketchum with a God-Complex, and I will make the world mine! Starting with the Kanto Region.

[1]

Ash crushes you in a Pokemon battle.

Or with KoSS.
Fuckin' Canada, being hot...

Australia has 35 degree summers. I hate you.

[kj1225]

Hug bad guys.

[Lyeos]

No, my arm is perfectly fine. It went straight through the wall, which gave the illusion of the arm dissolving.

[Beirus]

Find way out of forest with wife.

[blazing glory]

Well I don't need them!

Start eating GM's food in his gut.

[Alev]

Sell the souls of everyone else in the potato plane for MAGIC influence.

[poketwo]

TIME TRAVEL AND KILL ASH AT BIRTH

[HissinhWalnuts]

Vibrate and grow in strength

[LordSlowpoke]

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Arx]

Hey, if you're going to correct me, at least do it right, please. Also, you asked who was in your amphitheater. I answered, for you see, I am Arx's Avatar. So what if I'm not the king of kings, and perhaps I haven't any works to speak of, but I still told you my name.

Hope smurfington isn't using Darkling. Also, move off the stage and towards the speaker.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Power said gun with MORE potato batteries.

[TalonisWolf]

If he flattened me, I am now like Flat Stanley. Thus, I can sneak into his home, set a bomb, get out of range and blow it up. MWAHAHAHA!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Hug bad guys.

[5]

Bad guys are now ash! Winning!

No, my arm is perfectly fine. It went straight through the wall, which gave the illusion of the arm dissolving.

[2]

Nope, it's gone. Pretty sure there's blood coming out the end.

Find way out of forest with wife.

[4]

You look around for about an hour, and all you can find is a small bunker, carved out of a cliff face.

Well I don't need them!

Start eating GM's food in his gut.

[6]

The GM eats lots of weird shit. Like small children. And goat-tyrannosaurs. And about a metric kiloton of potatoes.

Incinerate those ones and replace them with better models.

[2]

Fireproof. And they are for life. Uh oh.

Sell the souls of everyone else in the potato plane for MAGIC influence.

[3]

They've already sold their souls to the GM.

Too slow, scrub! LRN2MACRO

TIME TRAVEL AND KILL ASH AT BIRTH

[3]

His infant form still manages to beat your bitch ass.

Vibrate and grow in strength

[2]

The GM grabs you and pegs you out of his kitchen, at a bird.

Boom, headshot!

SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[2]

Yeeeep.

Hey, if you're going to correct me, at least do it right, please. Also, you asked who was in your amphitheater. I answered, for you see, I am Arx's Avatar. So what if I'm not the king of kings, and perhaps I haven't any works to speak of, but I still told you my name.

Hope smurfington isn't using Darkling. Also, move off the stage and towards the speaker.

((I do use darkling  ))
[6]

Break the fourth wall in-plot again, and I'll castrate you.

"And? Why are you here?" The voice belongs to a girl. She waves her arms around in an attempt at body language.

Power said gun with MORE potato batteries.

[5]

You punch a hole though it. Uh oh.

If he flattened me, I am now like Flat Stanley. Thus, I can sneak into his home, set a bomb, get out of range and blow it up. MWAHAHAHA!

[2]

You are kidnapped and glued to the ground, to be used as a front door mat.

[kj1225]

Aw yeah, go revolutionnize some shit.