Rest on a beach and relax with one of those fruit drinks that have umbrellas in them.
[4]
Woot.
TELL THE GM THAT I WASN'T TRYING TO CHANGE POKEMON. I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF ASH BY CHANGING THE ANIME.
YOU REALLY THINK I'M THAT STUPID?
Yes. Yes I do.[6]
You actually create the original pokemon anime, by replacing the one already in production. Stupid time loops!
Bah,I don't have any internal organs!
[6]
Your internal organs say otherwise. They revolt, and decide to leave.
Begin reciting melancholy poetry.
Even though there's no-one there.
[2]
You don't remember any.
"Who's in my amphitheatre?"Fourth wall has already been broken. Laugh at the audience.
There are many walls. You are currently laughing at the fifth defensive wall.
Power doesn't matter to me. I am immortal. Unending. Also it would melt me and turn me back into a firelord instead of a sentient stone so maybe you want to rethink that.
[2]
You are unending. You are also a pile of rocks.
Try to ex cape the Potato Plane. Planar Potatoes are magic, and magic is heresy.
[1]
There is no escape, apparently. You are in the potato dimension, a universe where the GM stores infinite amounts of potatoes stolen from across reality.
This are my potatoes. There are many like them, but these ones are mine.Attempt to transport The Reich into a pocket-dimension.
[1]
You are now trapped in the potato dimension.
Ach... Ash is like... in his 30's now? Shouldn't he be a damn master or gym leader or something?
Attempt to transport The Reich into a pocket-dimension.
Create a ovine-powered Anti-Reich Super Weapon with a creative Backronym as is the fashion on Bay12 in general.
ASH IS ETERNALLY 10
DO NOT TAINT ME WITH YOUR LOGIC
[4] ARSW is ready, fuck your backronym.
Are there any nazis here? Because nazis need to be punched in the face.
[6]
Reich is close enough. You punch those faces. You punch those faces real good.