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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[WillowLuman]

Become Western drifter, ride them rails.

[smurfingtonthethird]

(( Yeah.. you're probably right. ))

Giegue: Be an impossible to find pale corpse on a snowy/icy background

Aoroythe: Begin lobbying for the legalization of Chooze.

[5] Yay. You aren't completely dead though, so pain.

[2]It's the most addictive substance on Earth. Heck no.

Great I'm choking on the universe in poo form.

Pulverize the dumpster.

[3]

You continue to choke on poo gas.

>GOAT ENSEMBLE: RIDE INTO MEGAPROJECT

[1]

Your band gets lost.

Set up competent security forces around the megaproject to protect it from sabotage and other shenanigans.

[6]

You forget to include yourself in the security listings. You're sitting outside.

Reanimate myself.

[4]

You are semi-mobile.

HOOORAY
ONE UP DANANG BY MAKING A STATUE THATS AT LEAST TEN TIMES AS GOOD

[1]

IT SUCKS, DO IT AGAIN

Vraska: EPIC SOLO, THEN UNGOAT AND KILL

[6]

You knock yourself out while beating your head on the drums.

Conquer statue in the wake of LSP's charge.

[4]

You jump the fence. VICTORY

Figure out where the fuck I am and what I'm doing.

[6]

You were in a dumpster the whole time, high off your ass.

Orbital bombardment.

[3]

Less bombardment and more crashing into a building.

Freedom!

If the meter for tortuous nonsense is empty that means that there isn't any to be dished out.

[2]

NOPE

Be responsible, I guess.

[4]

Well then, someone's getting married.

Become Western drifter, ride them rails.

[5]

You catch a good train.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Get up, brush off my duster and my gun, and punch a hobo.

Here we go again...Oi, God, if you're listening, could you like, bugger off for a bit, or something?

[kj1225]

Viva la revolution!

[blazing glory]

Set fire to poo gas.

[Beirus]

((Where am I supposed I find a Best Man in an Ice Age? Not like I can just invite the GM.))

Go scavenge a ring from somewhere. A nice ring that isn't owned by Liara/Kate Upton.

[NAV]

"I do believe I'm crashing into this building."

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Where am I supposed I find a Best Man in an Ice Age? Not like I can just invite the GM.))

((Can and will break down the foundations of reality for guests. Que the wedding crashers.))

[Beirus]

((Where am I supposed I find a Best Man in an Ice Age? Not like I can just invite the GM.))

((Can and will break down the foundations of reality for guests. Que the wedding crashers.))

((Well, I hope they bring gifts.))

[WillowLuman]

Ride them rails to adventure and prosperity!

[LordSlowpoke]

RIDE LOSTNESS TO ADVENTURE AND GOAT SHENANIGANS

[Lolfail0009]

Vraska: Hide somewhere and ungoat.

[LordSlowpoke]

i'm sorta tired of this humiliation sidequest

tell you what

you hand me a random god of yours, i ungoat vraska and everyone peacefully heads to their own shenanigans

preferably someone who knows their shit around music

[Helgoland]

Gain influence in Reptile civ by establishing trade relations.

[da_nang]

Take over Reptile civ.

"Oi! Hands off!"