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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Meta-action: Don't take this in a pissy way because I'm tired/depressed/withdrawing/hormonally imbalanced/moody for some other reason))

Giegue: Respawn

Aoroythe: Be on best behaviour to help get out quicker.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Make a deal for my freedom. Namely, I go free and kill who they need me to kill.

[6]

They change the contract to say that you need to steal seven kilograms of the GM's best cheese.

oh well no prison explosions necessary

PROCURE INSTRUMENTS

MAKE NEWGOAT FACEPLANT INTO DRUMS REPEATEDLY WHILE GOATSIMGOAT AND GOATSELF ARE ON GUITAR AND SYNTH RESPECTIVELY

[5]

BAND GET

Drunken sadness montage, hopefully ending with stumbling onto the doorstep of some kindly person.

[2]

If you mean an alley, then yes, you stumbled into an alley.

Track down da_nang. Follow him.

[2]

You have no idea what you are doing.

Go back to leading reptile civilization. Come up with a worthwhile megaproject to work on.

[4]

And so, the construction of a giant statue of the GM is underway.

*claps like cymbal monkey* +1 for whomever controls it!

Establish a cultural exchange with the reptile civilization.

[2]

*farting noise*

BOOST METER TO FULL WITH MAGIC

[1]

YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

That meter measured the amount of torturous nonsense the GM could dish out.

It's like christmas morning...

Free the planet!

[3]

You free a watchtower. Progress!

Set fire to the dumpster's contents.

[2]

You choke on your own poo gas.

Animate the cheese and free it.

[1]

You deanimate yourself. Winning.

PUT MY ARM IN MY THROAT

[6]

You tear off your arm and stuff it in your mouth.

Sup?

[1]

You are. Because you're in orbit. Because reasons.

((Damn my imagination and its faulty contraception.))

Figure out what to do now.

[4]

Taking responsibility seems like a good idea.

Reinforced by an iron fist too!

Vraska: UNGOAT AND KILL

[2]

You can't, you're an important member of the band.

(( Meta-action: Don't take this in a pissy way because I'm tired/depressed/withdrawing/hormonally imbalanced/moody for some other reason))

Giegue: Respawn

Aoroythe: Be on best behaviour to help get out quicker.

((meta-action: [4]Shh, you be needin sleepytimes. Leave lack of sleep for us insane ones.))

[1] None for thy!

[5] You get put out. YAY

[CaptainMcClellan]

(( Yeah.. you're probably right. ))

Giegue: Be an impossible to find pale corpse on a snowy/icy background

Aoroythe: Begin lobbying for the legalization of Chooze.

[blazing glory]

Great I'm choking on the universe in poo form.

Pulverize the dumpster.

[LordSlowpoke]

>GOAT ENSEMBLE: RIDE INTO MEGAPROJECT

[da_nang]

Set up competent security forces around the megaproject to protect it from sabotage and other shenanigans.

[darkpaladin109]

HOOORAY
ONE UP DANANG BY MAKING A STATUE THATS AT LEAST TEN TIMES AS GOOD

[smurfingtonthethird]

Great I'm choking on the universe in poo form.

FRONT
PAGE
WORTHY

[Lolfail0009]

Vraska: EPIC SOLO, THEN UNGOAT AND KILL

[Helgoland]

Conquer statue in the wake of LSP's charge.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Figure out where the fuck I am and what I'm doing.

[NAV]

Orbital bombardment.

[kj1225]

Freedom!

If the meter for tortuous nonsense is empty that means that there isn't any to be dished out.

[Beirus]

Be responsible, I guess.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Forgot to post the new meter:

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