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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Dude, don't use your GM status in one rtd as leverage in another. That's not cool ))

Find that other psyker.

(( Ppfft. Yea. It's not as if I'm actually gonna do anything as long as he keeps being harmless and spacey. However, I fully expect, and am trying to provoke, a potato-strike. Not against Giegue though, just against me or Aoroythe. Think about how amazing a multi-thread potato-strike would be? So long as no innocent bystanders get hurt anyway.  ))

[poketwo]

USE THE GM'S SUBPLOT MAKING THING TO MAKE ONE USING ALL OF HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL WEAKNESS BOOKS AND A BUNCH OF RANDOM TROPES FROM TVTROPES, SELECTED BY THE RANDOM BUTTON AND BY DRUNKENNESS, IN IT. ALSO THE GM IS THE ONE IN IT. AS THE WOOBIE

[smurfingtonthethird]

USE THE GM'S SUBPLOT MAKING THING TO MAKE ONE USING ALL OF HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL WEAKNESS BOOKS AND A BUNCH OF RANDOM TROPES FROM TVTROPES, SELECTED BY THE RANDOM BUTTON AND BY DRUNKENNESS, IN IT. ALSO THE GM IS THE ONE IN IT. AS THE WOOBIE

((this can go so wrong it isn't funny

its fucking hilarious))

[Lolfail0009]

Vraska: "...Yeah, I've got a spot that I can move to now. Who's my prey now?.. One 'LordSlowpoke'? On it. Byyyye~"

Vraska gathers her small troupe of assassins and begins hunting LSP.

[da_nang]

See if I can "heal" the shield world with my powers

[LordSlowpoke]

THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS

PAWN IT FOR SOMETHING ACTUALLY USEFUL

[darkpaladin109]

EXCORSISE LYEOS WITH CHEESE AND POTATOS
ALSO HAHAHAHA IM A ELDTRICH ABOMINATION CHEESE DEMON I HAVE NO HEART YOU MORON

[Lyeos]

ALSO HAHAHAHA IM A ELDTRICH ABOMINATION CHEESE DEMON I HAVE NO HEART YOU MORON

((I don't believe that was ever explicitly stated. We'll have to see what the dice say, now won't we?))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Possess Darkpaladin's heart and make the damn thing stop beating.

[3]

He hasn't got one.

"I... don't even know at this point."

[2]

This does nothing to alleviate her pissery.

"I guess body heat is a good way to stay warm?"

Yep.

[5] ((fuck))

Well, I'll leave it to your imagination then.
I only filmed half of it, swearsies!

Giegue: Request a nice sub-plot that doesn't involve sadistic punishments, ironic hells and complete random BS

Aoroythe:Market both Chooze and New Albino Chooze

(( Meta-action: Remind GM of his status in my RTD and that it could all be taken away in a single Deus Ex Machina or Bolt of Divine Retribution. ))

[5]

He gets punt-kicked into the Ice Age universe.

[1]

Welcome to jail.

((Meta-roll: [1] POTATO STORM INBO- wait, let's turn this bitch up to eleven. MEGA POTATO HURRICANE INBOUND[/glow]

Trillions of giant, fast-moving potatoes. Have fun!))

((Dude, don't use your GM status in one rtd as leverage in another. That's not cool ))

Find that other psyker.

[2]

No trail.

Patch up my stomach and eat and digest the universe!

[5]

NOM

USE THE GM'S SUBPLOT MAKING THING TO MAKE ONE USING ALL OF HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL WEAKNESS BOOKS AND A BUNCH OF RANDOM TROPES FROM TVTROPES, SELECTED BY THE RANDOM BUTTON AND BY DRUNKENNESS, IN IT. ALSO THE GM IS THE ONE IN IT. AS THE WOOBIE

[6]

All of this happens, except somewhere along the line you become the butt-monkey protagonist, and the GM is laughing from the sidelines.

I'm completely insane and all powerful. One can only imagine what manner of dark secrets scares me...

Vraska: "...Yeah, I've got a spot that I can move to now. Who's my prey now?.. One 'LordSlowpoke'? On it. Byyyye~"

Vraska gathers her small troupe of assassins and begins hunting LSP.

[5]

They manage to surround him.

See if I can "heal" the shield world with my powers

[1]

It's not alive, you silly goose.

THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS

PAWN IT FOR SOMETHING ACTUALLY USEFUL

[4]

You trade it for a goat.

EXCORSISE LYEOS WITH CHEESE AND POTATOS
ALSO HAHAHAHA IM A ELDTRICH ABOMINATION CHEESE DEMON I HAVE NO HEART YOU MORON

[3]

You smear potatoes and cheese all over him. Yeah.

[Lolfail0009]

Vraska: "Where is the artifact, human?"

[blazing glory]

Eat spicy curry! That'll heat up the universe!

[LordSlowpoke]

"YOU WANT IT SO MUCH? WELL HERE IT IS!"

UNLEASH THE GOAT

[Lolfail0009]

"YOU WANT IT SO MUCH? WELL HERE IT IS!"

UNLEASH THE GOAT

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[Helgoland]

Edit TVTropes to create a subplot allowing me to get rid of all this goat hair, and goat digestive tract, and general goat-ness!

[smurfingtonthethird]

You want to edit the TV Tropes page?

Do it then.