Possess Darkpaladin's heart and make the damn thing stop beating.
[3]
He hasn't got one.
"I... don't even know at this point."
[2]
This does nothing to alleviate her pissery.
"I guess body heat is a good way to stay warm?"
Yep.
[5] ((fuck))
Well, I'll leave it to your imagination then.
I only filmed half of it, swearsies!Giegue: Request a nice sub-plot that doesn't involve sadistic punishments, ironic hells and complete random BS
Aoroythe:Market both Chooze and New Albino Chooze
(( Meta-action: Remind GM of his status in my RTD and that it could all be taken away in a single Deus Ex Machina or Bolt of Divine Retribution. ))
[5]
He gets punt-kicked into the Ice Age universe.
[1]
Welcome to jail.
((Meta-roll: [1] POTATO STORM INBO- wait, let's turn this bitch up to eleven.
MEGA POTATO HURRICANE INBOUND[/glow]
Trillions of giant, fast-moving potatoes. Have fun!))
((Dude, don't use your GM status in one rtd as leverage in another. That's not cool ))
Find that other psyker.
[2]
No trail.
Patch up my stomach and eat and digest the universe!
[5]
NOM
USE THE GM'S SUBPLOT MAKING THING TO MAKE ONE USING ALL OF HIS PSYCHOLOGICAL WEAKNESS BOOKS AND A BUNCH OF RANDOM TROPES FROM TVTROPES, SELECTED BY THE RANDOM BUTTON AND BY DRUNKENNESS, IN IT. ALSO THE GM IS THE ONE IN IT. AS THE WOOBIE
[6]
All of this happens, except somewhere along the line you become the butt-monkey protagonist, and the GM is laughing from the sidelines.
I'm completely insane and all powerful. One can only imagine what manner of dark secrets scares me...Vraska: "...Yeah, I've got a spot that I can move to now. Who's my prey now?.. One 'LordSlowpoke'? On it. Byyyye~"
Vraska gathers her small troupe of assassins and begins hunting LSP.
[5]
They manage to surround him.
See if I can "heal" the shield world with my powers
[1]
It's not alive, you silly goose.
THE FUCK DO I DO WITH THIS
PAWN IT FOR SOMETHING ACTUALLY USEFUL
[4]
You trade it for a goat.
EXCORSISE LYEOS WITH CHEESE AND POTATOS
ALSO HAHAHAHA IM A ELDTRICH ABOMINATION CHEESE DEMON I HAVE NO HEART YOU MORON
[3]
You smear potatoes and cheese all over him. Yeah.