((Well....we all know about your obsession with potatoes and cheese....))
Eat universe!
[4]
NOM
Everything is still normal inside it.
Turn back, then. Enough of this nonsense - it's well known that this kind of transformation wears off after a while.
[1]
Apparently it doesn't.
Squeeze some potatoes into mush out of spite.
[1]
TRAITOR
LOWER THAN POTATOISTS AND FONDUISTS BOTH((my computer has accepted 'fonduists' to be a word. My life is weird.))
All: FLEE
[5]
A tiny little universe is created. Tiny still being 10 light years across, but you get the idea.
Grow one of the cores properly, and you can get a full sized universe. NOW TRY AGAINTURN IN ARTIFACTS IN ORDER TO FINISH OTHER PEOPLE'S SIDEQUESTS AND STEAL REWARDS
[4]
You get a shard of immortality.
You'll need to steal the rest from the gods, and vice versa."Oh, sorry, wrong curse for that"
FIND OUT ANY PHYSIOLOGICAL WEAKNESS IN THE GM
[5]
The list fills out several books.
Giegue: * shrugs, has no personal vendetta against the GM * * pets a goat * Find someone else to raise the goats, you don't really have time to be a shepherd, but you also don't want to just kill them or release them into the wild defenseless.
[4]
You sell them to a shepard. Winning.
OFFER A PRAYER TO CHOOZETHULU BEFORE FOIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD
[1]
I ALREADY SAID NO DAMMIT
>Replace overshoots with epic successes. I'm tired of only having a 2/6 chance of doing something correctly.
[2]
But that's where all the fun comes from!
((... Supermax==> Jail seems like a win to me.))
Do my time.
[5]
You get booted out fairly quickly.
"What!? A Psyker playing poker!?"
Divert all blame to the other Psyker.
[6]
Now they're chasing the both of you. Smooth.
Now then, more helping people I suppose.
[4]
You only manage to liberate the one city.
Shots! Yay!
[6] ((my favourite number))
You both have a few too many. She's looking at you weird.
"Remember, damnit!"
[3]
The universe thinks for a moment.
You summon a goat.
Unpotato myself. Flip off the universe, and fly to the nearest planet.
[4]
Welcome to Cat Planet.