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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

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Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

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Total Members Voted: 25

[CaptainMcClellan]

Aoroythe: Steal Giegue's goats, milk them, make cheese, sell half to Helgoland, make the other half into experimental Albino Chooze.

Giegue: Blind the GM with PK Flash

[poketwo]

PUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN MY FORM INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS THE REPRESENTATION OF HOUSE STARK

[CaptainMcClellan]

PUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN ME INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS AN HOUSE START EXPY 

There are so many things wrong with that statement.

[smurfingtonthethird]

PUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN ME INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS AN HOUSE START EXPY 

I'm quoting this so you don't try and change it. SO MUCH FAIL POTENTIAL

[Lolfail0009]

Phenax and Kruphix combine deceit and knowledge to defy the laws of physics, paraphysics, and even the shaky suggestions that govern counterphysics, to rotate a supermassive black hole toward them and launch its dark core at them.

Thassa creates a catcher out of the seas of wherever-we-are-ville.

[poketwo]

PUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN ME INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS AN HOUSE STARK EXPY 

I'm quoting this so you don't try and change it. SO MUCH FAIL POTENTIAL

WHAT, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE WHAT I WAS TYPING, OK. AND CMC ALREADY DID THAT

[CaptainMcClellan]

PUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN ME INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS AN HOUSE STARK EXPY 

I'm quoting this so you don't try and change it. SO MUCH FAIL POTENTIAL

WHAT, I DIDN'T EVEN SEE WHAT I WAS TYPING, OK. AND CMC ALREADY DID THAT

Yeah, but you already tried to change it. What blows my mind is that you corrected your "House Start" mistake in the quote but not in the actual post. What's up with that?

[Beirus]

"I found a bottle of scotch and some shot glasses. Don't know how much it would be worth though."

Show Liara the bottle.

[darkpaladin109]

OFFER A PRAYER TO CHOOZETHULU BEFORE FOIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD

[KingofstarrySkies]

Bluff the universe, and get teleporting powers.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((So I did a depression test and got a 27/30, where a 9 is when you should see a psychiatrist. Fuck.

Nah, internet tests are dumb anyways.))

Yay! Romance.

[5]

Yaaaaaay. The harem is mostly disinterested now.

Have the GM get in deep shit for Attempted Homicide. Or at the very least Assault and Battery. Or at most, Homicide.
Have a lovely day!

[2]

You somehow end up in jail.

your lawyers suck

THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF HIM! EAT HIS GUN!

[1]

You eat bullets instead. Yaaay.

Find a Fonduism cultist and mash his brains into stew.

[2]

You're in jail with Lyeos.

ELDRITCH GOAT SIMULATOR GO!

[4]

Ramming, screaming, wanton destruction and licking ensues. OH DEAR GOD THE LICKING

Take out the conveniently hidden Potion of Magicka that was stored away in case all my other potions were used up. Drink and cast.

[6]

You don't remember the spell.

Ah screw it.

Make an army of genetic aberrations.

(Hey! That's my schtick!)

"Yeah, yeah, I'm in all right."
Pay in, and do what I do best: cheat psychically.

[6]

One of the other players is a psyker too. You get caught.

ALL THE GOAT CHEESE FONDUE

[3]

Your party is trashed by LSP.

Aoroythe: Steal Giegue's goats, milk them, make cheese, sell half to Helgoland, make the other half into experimental Albino Chooze.

Giegue: Blind the GM with PK Flash

[6] Experimental Albino Chooze is a thing now. It's 90% more addictive.

[2]    >Still seeing in 3 dimensions
>mfw

PUT A CURSE ON THE GM: IF HE DOES NOT RETURN MY FORM INTO A SCYTHER IN THE NEXT UPDATE, HE WILL BE PUT IN A GOD EQUIVALENT OF GAME OF THRONES, AS THE REPRESENTATION OF HOUSE STARK

[4]

The GM is more than happy to do so, shortly before disemboweling Joffery, teleporting Lord Tywin into orbit, teleporting Cersei to modern day India, and finding the true Targaryen heir to the throne.

NOW THAT'S DONE WITH, HEARD YOU FAGITOS LIKE SPOILERS

((note: roll a one and I will drop spoilers))

Phenax and Kruphix combine deceit and knowledge to defy the laws of physics, paraphysics, and even the shaky suggestions that govern counterphysics, to rotate a supermassive black hole toward them and launch its dark core at them.

Thassa creates a catcher out of the seas of wherever-we-are-ville.

[2]

The black hole doesn't eject it's core, instead expanding it's event horizon.

RUN AWAY

"I found a bottle of scotch and some shot glasses. Don't know how much it would be worth though."

Show Liara the bottle.

[6]

She jumps over and grabs the bottle.

"Shots. Now."

OFFER A PRAYER TO CHOOZETHULU BEFORE FOIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD

[2]

NONE FOR THY

Bluff the universe, and get teleporting powers.

[2]

Universe isn't falling for your shit, and it turns you into a potato.

[blazing glory]

((Well....we all know about your obsession with potatoes and cheese....))

Eat universe!

[Helgoland]

Turn back, then. Enough of this nonsense - it's well known that this kind of transformation wears off after a while.

[Lolfail0009]

All: FLEE

[LordSlowpoke]

TURN IN ARTIFACTS IN ORDER TO FINISH OTHER PEOPLE'S SIDEQUESTS AND STEAL REWARDS